Bl**dy Dog Owners!

[doog]

I let the JR's off the lead today on our shared cycle facility / route...just to slow the muppets down really.

nothing better than a couple of loose Jack Russells busting for a crap to shoot up and slow down the bully boy, head torch wearing, blinkered 'I own the world get out of my way' bell lacking, numpty boys.

carnage it was

 

[Fab Foodie]

I let the JR's off the lead today on our shared cycle facility / route...just to slow the muppets down really.

nothing better than a couple of loose Jack Russells busting for a crap to shoot up and slow down the bully boy, head torch wearing, blinkered 'I own the world get out of my way' bell lacking, numpty boys.

carnage it was

How many cyclists did they eat?

 

[John the Monkey]

I've not read any of this, but I'm sure it was all good natured and reasonable.

No, I just dropped in because I wanted to say what a splendid animal a_spanner_short's dog looks to be from his picture there. Do we still have the "post a pic of your dog thread"?

Don't mind me, Carry on, &c.

 

[Mike Warren]

Talking to a fellow cyclist today, he told me of a collision he had with a dog. He went over the handlebars and fractured his jaw in three places. This resulted in some pretty drastic surgery and five weeks feeding through a straw. He hired a 'no win, no fee' lawyer and sued the dog owner. He received an out of court settlement of £22 500.