Black cricket dilemma

[Deleted member 26715]

Some very big wrongs and maybe a tiny one from me i'd say.

So you'd rather they either starve to death, or die of hypothermia than a quick death in the jaws of a lizard, bit perverse to me.

 

[Julia9054]

So you'd rather they either starve to death, or die of hypothermia than a quick death in the jaws of a lizard, bit perverse to me.

Yeah but that way he can absolve himself of responsibility. So, if it makes him feel better . . .

 

[nickyboy]

If you've ever been to Accrington, death by being eaten by a lizard would be a blessed relief

 

[flake99please]

There’s a good chance they’ll all be consumed by seagulls or crows within a few minutes of release. How would you feel about that?

 

[fossyant]

Thats Accrington attacked by the killer Crickets.

Who ?

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBOIXO-X1QU

 

[Bazzer]

There’s a good chance they’ll all be consumed by seagulls or crows within a few minutes of release. How would you feel about that?

Nah! They go for bigger stuff. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/distraught-dog-owner-searching-pet-18499524

So Accy, just how big is your dog?

 

[KneesUp]

Was it them being eaten alive that bothered you? In which case, why not cook them first?

 

[Mugshot]

There's been a lot of concern in this thread for these crickets, what about the poor lizards that haven't had their dinner yet?!

 

[Profpointy]

How about accy stuffs them through the letter box of his nasty neighbours ?

 

[Dirk]

How about accy stuffs them through the letter box of his nasty neighbours ?

I think he'd bale out on on that idea. This has really got him stumped.
Probably best to Googley it for the best way to solve this dilemma, before he gets knocked for six.
Over to Accy........

 

[DCBassman]

Emojis built into my tablet keyboard. ‍

And on Windows key+. (On latest Win 10, that is...)

 

[Tiger10]

Seriously for a moment, I am not impressed with a breeding colony of non indigenous insects being released.