Blind Panic! Tips for calm...

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XmisterIS

Purveyor of fine nonsense
I recommend a combination of rohypnol, phenobarbitol, ketamine, diazepam, diamorphine and chlordiazepoxide. Take three times a day. Then phone the men in white coats. (you're gonna need 'em!)
 

Andy_R

Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..
Location
County Durham
Sound's like you won't make it. Have you done enough training and when did you have your bike serviced last?

Did you know 10% of the people who do these charity rides are never seen again?

and of course, now that wolves have been reported in central France, this will be you! Bye Bye! grrr...grrr....nomnomnom........
 
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