Boris says keep calm and cycle on.

[jay clock]

It is official. I suggest not gobbing over your shoulder but we can go out cycling

https://www.dropbox.com/s/xgcuxmqbzszwufp/boris.pdf?dl=0

 

[raleighnut]

It is official. I suggest not gobbing over your shoulder but we can go out cycling

https://www.dropbox.com/s/xgcuxmqbzszwufp/boris.pdf?dl=0

Aye but no Café or Pub stops

 

[Globalti]

I can't see it. What did he say?

 

[Milzy]

It is official. I suggest not gobbing over your shoulder but we can go out cycling

https://www.dropbox.com/s/xgcuxmqbzszwufp/boris.pdf?dl=0

I hate all the snot rockets in group rides. I never get any snot no matter what time of year. It's disgusting when it blows back towards you.

 

[welsh dragon]

I hate all the snot rockets in group rides. I never get any snot no matter what time of year. It's disgusting when it blows back towards you.

. So glad I ride on my own.

 

[biggs682]

. So glad I ride on my own.

Same here

 

[Slioch]

I never get any snot no matter what time of year

My nose can be totally clear for days then, as soon as I get on a bike in cool or cold weather - GUSH! It's like someone has turned a tap on.

If anybody who has ever been on a group ride with me wonders why I hang about at the rear - that's why.

 

[Drago]

I wonder if Boris gets to ride much these days? His bike, that is.

 

[fossyant]

On a light note, some Strava PB's might be possible with fewer cars/walkers etc out on the roads/trails - silver linings !

 

[Ridgeway]

Absolutely loads of roadies out on the tarmac today, must have counted 30 that past our house that i noticed. Seems cycling is one of the few things we can still do and with the supermarkets almost empty here i may achieve some weight loss as well as get some additional KM's under my belt.

 

[fossyant]

Plus, working at home will mean I can get out in daylight.

 

[Slioch]

It's weird how our politicians are saying lots of stuff about closing down pubs/schools/public events etc, but nothing specifically about people visiting massage parlour's or brothels.

 

[Drago]

If they closed massage parlours and brothels the the politicians would have a lot of extra time on their hands.

 

[Blue Hills]

Osmand, that favourite of cycletourists (not sure if that includes boris) actually allows you to search for brothels and does find some. A great app, but its rather unintuitive front end (ooer) can mean serious grappling through its innards. Which is how i strayed across this.
Edit, just checked, it's a poi category under "leisure".
Edit edit, i should stress that when i say it finds some, i have not personally rolled up on one of my tourers, unhooked my panniers and bibs and checked out these venues' credentials. Maybe someone knows pandora"s in wilmslow.

 

[raleighnut]

If they closed massage parlours and brothels the the politicians would have a lot of extra time on their hands.

They might have a lot of something on their hands you mean?

Good job they're advocating handwash and sanitiser.