Boris says keep calm and cycle on.

[fossyant]

Yawn

 

[steveindenmark]

It's weird how our politicians are saying lots of stuff about closing down pubs/schools/public events etc, but nothing specifically about people visiting massage parlour's or brothels.

Massage parlours and tattoo parlours are all closed in Denmark so there go my new years resolutions

Hair dressers are closed and so its a good job I have cut my own hair for over 30 years. I dont mind, I dont have to look at it.

 

[Slioch]

Massage parlours and tattoo parlours are all closed in Denmark so there go my new years resolutions

I wouldn't worry about it. Getting a "mid-life crises" tattoo would never result in a happy ending.