Need some 'bottom' advice for a month long tour. My newly received wisdom says the husband and I should wear padded cycle shorts and go commando. Sorted. Now we'll take along three or so pairs each and be able to wash them overnight etc but I hear mutterings about Assos cream and antibacterial creams etc and really don't know the Etiquette de la Derriere when on tour. What does Assos cream do? So please could I have some frank advice on bottom care on tour? No sniggers allowed. This is a serious thread for serious tourers!