Bricklayers Arms, SE London - I don't know my road signs !

[Origamist]

Does the above sign mean:

a) Do not give a lift to DavyWalnuts after a night on the town and a kebab.
b) Do not carry passengers who spontaneously self-combust.
c) Do not modify a Morris Minor with a Nitrous Oxide injection system.

Only one of the above options is correct, which is it Mart?

 

[mistral]

The signs are it could run for (officially) ages, but then as Martin states, there is nothing to see and thankfully no one is taking the pi$$, so no harm done.

 

[martint235]

Having been near Davy after he's had kebab, I have to go for option a. Any other answer trying to pass itself off as correct is lying!!

 

[dellzeqq]

pedantic mode=on

hey, doesn't that mean there should not be no mickey taking -a double negative thus indicating you believe people should mickey take after 10 minutes? (Sorry Martin)

pedantic mode = off

dammit, you're right! But haven't we seen circle signs saying 'No Parking'. Or is a redesign called for?

 

[dellzeqq]

Does the above sign mean:

a) Do not give a lift to DavyWalnuts after a night on the town and a kebab.
b) Do not carry passengers who spontaneously self-combust.
c) Do not modify a Morris Minor with a Nitrous Oxide injection system.

Only one of the above options is correct, which is it Mart?

I think it's 'DO NOT SIT ON THE ROOF WEARING AN OSTRICH FEATHER TUTU'. Not that Martin would. At least, one hopes he wouldn't.

 

[jonny jeez]

Watch out for stunt riders ?

My Dad always told me this one meant "Danger, Low flying motorcycles"

 

[Aperitif]

Has no-one posted here today? That must make you feel a little bit better, BigMat - at least it will be drifting down the list in no time. Had a reply from the people you fired an email off to BTW?
Just askin'

 

[mistral]

He'll be busy reading his new book

 

[BentMikey]

I don't think he reads, he spends all his time installing facebook for windows on his phone. :P

 

[martint235]

***Maintains a dignified silence***

 

[potsy]

***Maintains a dignified silence***

There's a first

 

[martint235]

There's a first

Get stuffed armwarmers boy!!! Oh damn, there goes the dignified silence

 

[ianrauk]

Blimey is this thread still going? GOOD... GOOD ....!

 

[Flying Dodo]

Are we all allowed our own individual 10 minute portion of smirking?

 

[Aperitif]

Are we all allowed our own individual 10 minute portion of smirking?

I might be inclined to break it into 5 second bursts, Adam - just post from time to time. I'm convinced that decent cyclists will benefit from reading about numpty behaviour and eliminating same from their repertoire...it will make the forum glow with appreciation...certainly doesn't deserve to be buried - yet.