Bruised dongle

[MarkF]

Looking good........still light purple in the middle but with lighter pink around the perimeter, I think 9 days will see a very badly bruised dongle return to normal.

 

[Profpointy]

Looking good........still light purple in the middle but with lighter pink around the perimeter, I think 9 days will see a very badly bruised dongle return to normal.

We awaiy with trepidation, tales of the first outing, post recovery

 

[classic33]

We awaiy with trepidation, tales of the first outing, post recovery

First outing, eight days sofar and no outing!!

 

[stephec]

Sounds like you'll soon be firing on all cylinders again.

 

[Dayvo]

There is the start of some dark purple at the outer edges, not exactly the day 3 significant improvement I was hoping for. Hope to be able to provide a definitive cyclists bruised dongle recovery timescale later on in the week.

Around the edges!!!

Is it square-shaped? Or hexagonal?

Good luck and heal well.

 

[Dayvo]

When my sister was a medical student, she would drunkenly educate me about some of the more exotic afflictions that can befall us. One of them was gangrene of the penis. Go and see a doctor.

BEWARE! This contains images that some viewers may find disturbing.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2890137/

I knew it. I should NOT have clicked on it, but curiosity got the better of me: bastard.

Anyhows, one of the pics looked like a manatee drinking through a straw.

 

[gaijintendo]

I saw another blue(tooth) dongle post and it made me want to check in with you @MarkF.

Hope all is well.

 

[SpokeyDokey]

I saw another blue(tooth) dongle post and it made me want to check in with you @MarkF.

Hope all is well.

A bit worrying that we have not received an update for some time.

 

[screenman]

A bit worrying that we have not received an update for some time.

I think he has it in hand.

 

[I like Skol]

I think he has it in hand.

Gave a like but,......Ooh matron!

 

[MarkF]

It's fully functional and been returned to work, if you (only) badly bruise your dongle/dick/cock/knob/penis then you are looking at a fair few days of worry but then a few days of rapid improvement, 9/10 day recover period.

 

[jefmcg]

Fair enough.

Does that also apply when making love with one's partner? That must be fun....

The ladies just love it when you talk about "my dongle".

Well if it all turns out to be a bit worse than bruising, there’s hope for you ...

World's first penis and scrotum transplant carried out by US doctors - The Telegraph https://apple.news/AzCl6a_P-RSu9T-iXx0sR0A

Unfortunately that is the easy part.

I just caught up with your journey @MarkF. Glad you've made a full recovery

 

[gaijintendo]

It's fully functional and been returned to work, if you (only) badly bruise your dongle/dick/cock/knob/penis [delete as appropriate]