Bruised dongle

[Salty seadog]

There is the start of some dark purple at the outer edges, not exactly the day 3 significant improvement I was hoping for. Hope to be able to provide a definitive cyclists bruised dongle recovery timescale later on in the week.

You're in our prayers.. ..

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Prince sang a song about this "Purple pain, purple pain.."

 

[Andrew_P]

If my one was the colour of your one I would have seeked some professional reassuring looks that it was not about to implode

 

[Stephenite]

@MarkF Couldn't you go to an A+E out of town? Perhaps incognito.

Sending healing thoughts.

 

[I like Skol]

3 days and still no pictures. I reckon this story is complete b0llox........

 

[stephec]

3 days and still no pictures. I reckon this story is complete b0llox........

It's certainly raised a titter though, which is probably more than Mark can do at the moment.

 

[Pale Rider]

Six pages but no one has raised(!) the most important question.

Are we talking Bigus Dickus or Littlehampton?

 

[gaijintendo]

Six pages but no one has raised(!) the most important question.

Are we talking Bigus Dickus or Littlehampton?

I'd refer you to the old addage... however he seems to have got the "it's what you do with it" bit confused.

 

[vickster]

Well if it all turns out to be a bit worse than bruising, there’s hope for you ...

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[postman]

All is not lost.Due to a very nasty accident as a yoof. my mate had two articles replaced with Pickled Onions of all things.When asked were there any side effects he said i cannot pass a cheese counter without buying a few ounces.

 

[MarkF]

Six pages but no one has raised(!) the most important question.

Are we talking Bigus Dickus or Littlehampton?

It's nothing to be proud of or disappointed in, average, but I like to think of it as very enthusiastic.

Definite purple gradually replacing the black.

 

[Crankarm]

Take yourself to PC World and tell them you're having problems with your dongle and you are worried it might have damaged your hard drive.

 

[Profpointy]

Take yourself to PC World and tell them you're having problems with your dongle and you are worried it might have damaged your hard drive.

.. and if they say "shall we have a look at that for you ?"

 

[welsh dragon]

.. and if they say "shall we have a look at that for you ?"

Running might be his best option, although given his current condition that may not be a viable one.

 

[pawl]

Prince sang a song about this "Purple pain, purple pain.."

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