smutchin
Cat 6 Racer
- Location
- The Red Enclave
You must be great at parties.
I tend to avoid the kind of parties where @MarkF’s penis is a topic of conversation, but whatever floats your boat.
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Bruised dongle
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I tend to avoid the kind of parties where @MarkF’s penis is a topic of conversation, but whatever floats your boat.
smutchin
Cat 6 Racer
- Location
- The Red Enclave
Yes, when served with vinegar and salt, and a pin to pull it out.
mjr
Comfy armchair to one person & a plank to the next
- Location
- mostly Norfolk, sometimes Somerset
irw
Quadricyclist
- Location
- Liverpool, UK
I have a very small green dongle ...
I've also got a blue helmet, but I don't have a picture of that...
I've also got a blue helmet, but I don't have a picture of that...
No I am not, but I like to act like it. Having a good physique and being silly gives an illusion of youth.....anyway...it's my dongle, one you seem to have an inordinate amount of interest in............I'll call it what I like.
I don't know, I am hoping it will do nothing other than rest and tinkle. It's tinkling normally and I have no pain.
It's a shocking colour, that's the scary bit, the colour is ok I suppose..... on your elbow. I talked to a staff nurse, after swearing her to secrecy, and she said it should show significant improvement by day 3 but it'd be better if she looked at it. Ha ha! Fat chance, I often work in A&E & the whole unit would be sniggering within minutes. I've never heard the word "penis" in there it's always another of two words with a letter less.................I will know within seconds of arriving at work on Monday if the staff nurse is a woman of her word.
smutchin
Cat 6 Racer
- Location
- The Red Enclave
Dec66
A gentlemanly pootler, these days
- Location
- West Wickham
Surely she can come up with a better excuse than that to take a cheeky peek?
Or is she saying that her staring at it will make it better?
srw
It's a bit more complicated than that...
A dongle met a daffodil
One sunny April day.
"O daffodil, I wonder
are you going my way?"
A dongle met a daffodil,
"Why sir! I think I might!
Your purplish bruises interest me -
My diary's clear tonight."
A dongle met a daffodil,
"Let's walk, and talk and chat,
My lemur-tail is stripey
Your fur is like a cat."
A dongle met a daffodil,
And both were coyly prud-
ish. "Perhaps if we were honest
then folk would find us rude".
A dongle met a daffodil,
And heat began to rise.
The dongle started growing
To a quite alarming size.
A dongle met a daffodil,
And Daffy grew quite wet.
"Oh dongle dear I'm dripping -
Are you prepared, my pet?"
A dongle met a daffodil,
A short-lived little tryst.
For daffodils are feeble flowers
And wither once they're kissed.
A dongle met a daffodil,
Poor dongle's quite distraught.
Both partners now are withering
Their message they have taught.
A dongle met a daffodil.
No! Better to be blunt.
In adult language let's be honest.
It was a cock and daffodil.
One sunny April day.
"O daffodil, I wonder
are you going my way?"
A dongle met a daffodil,
"Why sir! I think I might!
Your purplish bruises interest me -
My diary's clear tonight."
A dongle met a daffodil,
"Let's walk, and talk and chat,
My lemur-tail is stripey
Your fur is like a cat."
A dongle met a daffodil,
And both were coyly prud-
ish. "Perhaps if we were honest
then folk would find us rude".
A dongle met a daffodil,
And heat began to rise.
The dongle started growing
To a quite alarming size.
A dongle met a daffodil,
And Daffy grew quite wet.
"Oh dongle dear I'm dripping -
Are you prepared, my pet?"
A dongle met a daffodil,
A short-lived little tryst.
For daffodils are feeble flowers
And wither once they're kissed.
A dongle met a daffodil,
Poor dongle's quite distraught.
Both partners now are withering
Their message they have taught.
A dongle met a daffodil.
No! Better to be blunt.
In adult language let's be honest.
It was a cock and daffodil.
Salty seadog
Space Cadet...(3rd Class...)
Salty seadog
Space Cadet...(3rd Class...)
Not only will I call it what I want but I'll clean it as fast and as often as I like.
irw
Quadricyclist
- Location
- Liverpool, UK
Crossover with the foreign swearing thread, it seems that clip was from.BBC America. There were bleeps to protect my sensitive ears from the word "cock", while the word for masturbation was rendered en clair, something the swear filter here won't allow.
Profpointy
Legendary Member
I have heard on good authority from a physician who's my sister i law that "fracture of the penis" is actually a thing. Aparently the patient wasn't quite in the company of who who he should have been at the time.of the unfortunate incident so it was all a bit tricky.
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