Call centre transcripts

[longers]

I did manage to buy an "ANY" key for my dad to stick to his computer as that was/still is his favourite helpdesk/call centre story.

 

[Pete]

I remember coming across this suggestion for a new-generation keyboard entirely suitable for use with Windows 2000:

 

[byegad]

In the Sixties I was taught how to thread a cine projector as part of an Audio-Visual course. Two of us were given a film roll and told to thread it. The film we threaded told you how to thread the film on a cine projector????