Can I shoot seagulls?

[deptfordmarmoset]

Because of their high fish consumption, their poo is high in omygod3. Allegedly

 

[Tin Pot]

And how would you feel, if a seagull pooped on your horse?

I would be fine, but my stable boy would be a bit miffed.

 

[tyred]

They don't... my car is now white.

Hope you've informed the DVLA and insurance company about this change to specification?

 

[Gravity Aided]

I would be fine, but my stable boy would be a bit miffed.

Mine would, as well. Never hear the end of it.

 

[Vapin' Joe]

I would be fine, but my stable boy would be a bit miffed.

You could get yourself into a lot of trouble, miffing a stable boy.