Can you describe yourself...

[wheresthetorch]

WYSIWYG

And it sounds like people get to see quite a bit, too!

 

[Old jon]

Without the bikes??

Okay, deep breath . . .

My infinitely better half.
A collection of chordophones.
The outdoors.
Camera and almost enough lenses.
Live music to be the audience of.

 

[stephec]

Beer
Chips and gravy
Running shoes
Chocolate
Scale models

 

[JtB]

And it sounds like people get to see quite a bit, too!

And that’s quite a bit more than they want to get too

 

[numbnuts]

And that’s quite a bit more than they want to get too

Your only jealous

 

[postman]

Classic comedy dvds.
60s music cds
Duster
Chocolate bar
Tired and practical clothing.

 

[MichaelW2]

Incredibly good looking, in fact a sex god with washboard stomach and a flowing mane of golden hair.

Or I could be fibbing something rotten.

I also posess a washboard stomach. It came free with my Batman costume.

 

[Reynard]

Loving reading these...

And yeah, it really makes you think, doesn't it?

 

[Tail End Charlie]

Just asked my wife for five things to describe me
Bikes
Jessi (my cat)
Garden tools
Books
Walking boots.

 

[Fonze]

Impossible to work out ... that's me ...

 

[Heltor Chasca]

Describe myself? Hah!

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I'm watching you, Wazowski. Always watching. Always.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Sofa
Pies
Fitba
Beer
Bon Scott

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Loving reading these...

And yeah, it really makes you think, doesn't it?

Yeah, it makes me think that you said, in the OP, "apart from your bikes", yet most answers contain "my bike"

 

[NorthernDave]

Vintage Russian SLR cameras (and almost enough lenses)
Coffee maker
High speed internet connection
50" 4k telly
CDs - lots and lots of CDs.

I've not included Mrs ND or the attack terrier as neither of them are "objects" no matter how much they might define me.

 

[Reynard]

Yeah, it makes me think that you said, in the OP, "apart from your bikes", yet most answers contain "my bike"

Thing is, bikes and cycling is the common denominator here. It's taken as a given.