Can you smell it?

[Chuffy]

Absolutely does. Onions must be cut according to the formula 3x raised to the power of 5 divided by Pi multiplied by y divided by the square root of 2 x n, where x=the diameter of the onion in millimeters, y=the cubic capacity of the frying pan, and n=the size of your top tube. Anything else is pants.

I'm never cooking ever again.

 

[fossyant]

Anyway - was this meal nice.......come one we need the result.....

 

[Crackle]

He hasn't been back. Think he's choked on a chicken wing?

 

[fossyant]

Drumstick....could be serious..............

 

[Gerry Attrick]

I knew he'd chopped the onions wrongly

 

[louise]

Either that or with that amount of Chillies he's taken up residence in the loo!