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[Profpointy]

No one knows for certain if it was his whole ear or just the lobe.
Either way he would still be able to hear, just with reduced function.

Van Gogh's mother says "Hey Van, why'd you cut your ear off"

He replies "pardon"

 

[Profpointy]

It isn't a warning, it is information, saying that what is behind it is a fire blanket, to be chucked on somebody (or something) that is on fire.

Ah that makes more sense.

I took it as some kind of bizarre warning about setting your balls alight whilst sitting by a desk

 

[AndyRM]

Ah that makes more sense.

I took it as some kind of bizarre warning about setting your balls alight whilst sitting by a desk

Yeah, don't do that either.

 

[Profpointy]

Yeah, don't do that either.

Somehow I've avoid that particular hazard thus far ... and I've done plenty of stupid things over the years

 

[raleighnut]

Ah that makes more sense.

I took it as some kind of bizarre warning about setting your balls alight whilst sitting by a desk

Yep I've heard of 'friction burns' but never setting oneself alight.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

He didn't have a TV.

How do you know - do you have a photo of his living room??????

You cannot prove he did not have a telly!!!!!

 

[Webbo2]

Yep I've heard of 'friction burns' but never setting oneself alight.

Spontaneous combustion perhaps.

 

[diplodicus]

Great balls of fire?

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Goodness gracious!

 

[newts]

Spontaneous combustion perhaps.

Perhaps it's highlighting the risk of lighting your own farts🔥 🧨

 

[Ming the Merciless]

 

[Alex321]

How do you know - do you have a photo of his living room??????

You cannot prove he did not have a telly!!!!!

Well he did get visited by DR Who, so he could have been given one