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[wiggydiggy]

 

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[Dogtrousers]

"Bill thinks his an authoritarian"

WTF?

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[markemark]

"Bill thinks his an authoritarian"

WTF?

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I did not right that but I can see there mistakes - its not my fault.....

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

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Reminds me of when I lived in Llandudno and was a teacher in Rhyl

one weekend I was having pie and chips on the beach
I had a technique - I say on the parapet thing (about 6 inches high)
and parked my bike behind me on its stand
and with the front wheel turned so the whole thing provided a curved screen behind me to stop the bar steward gulls swooping down from behind and grabbing a chip
anyway - one was clearly trained by the Red Arrows and swooped down, just cleared the rack on the bike na ddropped down at speed and grabbed MY PIE!!!

I mean - that MINE and IT'S MY DINNER!!!!


I bent down and grabbed a half brick that was among the stone on the "beach" while shouting

Then realised that there was a significant possibility that one of my pupils - or ex pupils - might just be around
and lobbing a half brick at one of God's creatures (not sure which god!!!) while on a crowded beach

was not likely to be regarded as appropriate behaviour for a teacher

Gull dropped the pie pretty quick anyway

and yes - I did get it and eat it!!!

 

[craigwend]

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

 

[wiggydiggy]

Reminds me of when I lived in Llandudno and was a teacher in Rhyl

one weekend I was having pie and chips on the beach
I had a technique - I say on the parapet thing (about 6 inches high)
and parked my bike behind me on its stand
and with the front wheel turned so the whole thing provided a curved screen behind me to stop the bar steward gulls swooping down from behind and grabbing a chip
anyway - one was clearly trained by the Red Arrows and swooped down, just cleared the rack on the bike na ddropped down at speed and grabbed MY PIE!!!

I mean - that MINE and IT'S MY DINNER!!!!


I bent down and grabbed a half brick that was among the stone on the "beach" while shouting

Then realised that there was a significant possibility that one of my pupils - or ex pupils - might just be around
and lobbing a half brick at one of God's creatures (not sure which god!!!) while on a crowded beach

was not likely to be regarded as appropriate behaviour for a teacher

Gull dropped the pie pretty quick anyway

and yes - I did get it and eat it!!!

My mum was stalked by a seagull when we were camping earlier this year. It robbed some food off the picnic table one day, and then every day after that it'd arrive when we were outside cooking. Even packing up it was still trying - it took a pack of wet wipes then dropped them - but it still got another lunch when her back was turned and after I'd warned her it would come and take it.

 

[Chris S]

Seagulls swallow dead rodents whole around here. There seem to be plenty of them lying on the roads.

 

[Profpointy]

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[FishFright]

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That took a while ... Chuckle

 

[Alex321]

That took a while ... Chuckle

And me. I'd have picked it up sooner if they were somewhere near to scale.

 

[Mike Ayling]

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Please explain?