Cartoons we need em . post your favourites here .

[mistyoptic]

There could be a whole new market of pills and "potions" to take to ensure that your poo comes out the correct colour and looks right for TikTok

and think of the benefit to the makeup industry as people start to feel they need to make their "hind parts" look good for the web!!!


or am I over thinking this??

This reminded me of an occurrence some years ago in a part of our contemporary circle of friends.

A new father, who was in the medical fraternity, came downstairs to greet his group of well-wishing visitors. He had just changed the new infant and proudly bore the used nappy.

“Look at this” he said. “A perfect nappy. Content is a good colour and consistency.“

Then he dipped his finger in and licked it. “Tastes fine too” he said.

He‘d faked it up using peanut butter 🤣

 

[dicko]

 

[markemark]

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Nice numberplate too

 

[dicko]

 

[presta]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Beebo]

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apparently this is what sets us apart from animals.
All creatures have thoughts and natural urges to do what is best at the time.
It’s only humans who have thoughts about those thoughts. And end up in a feed back loop of decision making.

 

[PeteXXX]

apparently this is what sets us apart from animals.
All creatures have thoughts and natural urges to do what is best at the time.
It’s only humans who have thoughts about those thoughts. And end up in a feed back loop of decision making.

Have you read Jonathan Livingston Seagull ~ Richard Bach?

 

[mistyoptic]

Have you read Jonathan Livingston Seagull ~ Richard Bach?

Or seen the film, with a soundtrack by Neil Diamond?

 

[Profpointy]

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Yeah, I’ve got a friend with a fancy toilet, when you walk into the bathroom the lid automatically lifts and the bowl lights up. Kinda stupid if you’ve just walked in to wash your hands.

It also flushes when you are done, except it’s a poor judge of what done is so it usually flushes prematurely. ( I guess it gets over excited )

its got a heated seat and is supposed to clean and dry your butt but I’ve not needed to try those options.

a fine waste of $20,000CDN I’d say.


toilets, like bicycles, shouldn’t need electricity to work… it’s just wrong.

Did it have a jobbie wheecher?

 

[Joey Shabadoo]