Cat or a Dog person?

[Kovu]

Right, here's a plan. I nick the Apalca, give it a "backie" home on my bike and then flog it to your mum. And then I also get some sheep and sell the wool to your mum, she spins it and knits it and we charge some toffs loads of cash

Its a plan!!! She'd pay for it and she already spins enough for a whole market stall of wool, I can see it now, chance to make some serious money!

 

[Noodley]

Its a plan!!! She'd pay for it and she already spins enough for a whole market stall of wool, I can see it now, chance to make some serious money!

I even have a name - Noodley Knits. Premium money making idea to rob the toffs marketing opportunity...
:?:

 

[Kovu]

I even have a name - Noodley Knits. Premium money making idea to rob the toffs marketing opportunity...

Noodley Knits!! What a class name! And yeah, any idea to gather some cash off them lot!

 

[wafflycat]

One of my fellow villagers used to keep ostriches in his front garden.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

One of my fellow villagers used to keep ostriches in his front garden.

Rod Hull had an emu on his roof.

 

[Maz]

The foxes near where I used to live pooed on my doormat

Bloody 'City fans! They must've been caught short...

 

[Baggy]

Well, I did live on Welford Road

 

[peanut]

Right, here's a plan. I nick the Alpaca, give it a "backie" home on my bike and then flog it to your mum. And then I also get some sheep and sell the wool to your mum, she spins it and knits it and we charge some toffs loads of cash

put me down for a cardi

 

[Abitrary]

One of my fellow villagers used to keep ostriches in his front garden.

I just think I've fallen in love with wafflycat yet again. I can't believe you live in a village, let alone one with ostriches!

I thought you lived in a market town with loads of tattooed yobs arm-wrestling each other in beer gardens for a pint of Harp as a forfeit.

I can just now imagine Helen Mirren sunbathing in her village and loads of ostriches looking over the fence whilst she blushes.

 

[Renard]

so you only love something if you can mistreat it?

how is mrs carlos btw

eh? I think you miss my point. Unconditional love is greater and since you brought up the subject of marriage is that not what it is supposed to be about, for better or worse and all that?

 

[wafflycat]

I just think I've fallen in love with wafflycat yet again. I can't believe you live in a village, let alone one with ostriches!

I thought you lived in a market town with loads of tattooed yobs arm-wrestling each other in beer gardens for a pint of Harp as a forfeit.

I can just now imagine Helen Mirren sunbathing in her village and loads of ostriches looking over the fence whilst she blushes.

Excellent vivid imagination, Abitrary..

I am in a village. Yes, a neighbour used to have ostriches, but they have departed. For a while it was slightly disconcerting to walk through a Norfolk village and have a couple of ostrich heads suddenly appear over the top of a hedge and peer at you I'm more downmarket with just a couple of hens

The village is between two market towns which have their share of yobs, but on the whole it's a good place to live.