central heating chat

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Leodis

Veteran
Location
Moortown, Leeds
Heating back on but only when it drops below 20 on timer.
 

Fnaar

Smutmaster General
Location
Thumberland
Will investigate when I get a mo... (prob tomorrow, to be honest). It happened couple of years ago to, and I seem to remember something about a fan? (I'm a boiler-numpty). We have 2 boilers anyway, so still OK if it packs in/needs engineer (as I'm guessing will be the case)
Thanks for the tip, anyway, I'll report back :thumbsup:
 

colly

Re member eR
Location
Leeds
Will investigate when I get a mo... (prob tomorrow, to be honest). It happened couple of years ago to, and I seem to remember something about a fan? (I'm a boiler-numpty). We have 2 boilers anyway, so still OK if it packs in/needs engineer (as I'm guessing will be the case)
Thanks for the tip, anyway, I'll report back :thumbsup:

ooooo get him.
 

subaqua

What’s the point
Location
Leytonstone
What's this heating lark you speak of? ... Do any other Geordies know what it is? ... it's not even BBQ weather yet :heat:
So how hard are the blokes from the North East??
50 DEGREES Southerners turn on the heating.
People in Newcastle plant their gardens.
40 DEGREES Southerners shiver uncontrollably.
People in Newcastle sunbathe.
35 DEGREES Southern cars will not start.
People in Newcastle drive with the windows down.
20 DEGREES Southerners wear coats, gloves and wool hats.
People in Newcastle throw on a T-shirt (girls start wearing mini skirts.)
15 DEGREES Southerners begin to evacuate.
People in Newcastle go swimming in the North Sea.
ZERO DEGREES Southern landlords turn up the heat.
People in Newcastle have the last barbecue before it gets cold.
MINUS 10 DEGREES Southerners cease to exist.
People in Newcastle throw on a lightweight jacket.
MINUS 80 DEGREES Polar bears wonder if it's worth it.
Boy scouts in Newcastle start wearing long trousers.
MINUS 100 DEGREES Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
People in Newcastle put on their long johns.
MINUS 173 DEGREES Alcohol freezes.
People in Newcastle become frustrated because the pubs are shut.
MINUS 297 DEGREES Microbial life starts to disappear.
The cows on Newcastle Town Moor complain about vets with cold hands.
MINUS 460 DEGREES All atomic motion stops.
People in Newcastle start to stamp their feet and blow on their hands.
MINUS 500 DEGREES Hell freezes over.
Sunderland qualify for Europe.
 
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