About a year ago a woman in my running club joined the police aged 48 so we set up a bleep test to see what the entrance requirements were like, did the one on the right really pass the test?
Challenged by Accy fuzz yesterday about my 'erratic driving'. I've now heard it was probably a case of mistaken ID!
- Thread starter Accy cyclist
- Start date
Page may contain affiliate links. Please see terms for details.
About a year ago a woman in my running club joined the police aged 48 so we set up a bleep test to see what the entrance requirements were like, did the one on the right really pass the test?
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
The beep test isn't onerous. Thanks to equality laws it has to be reasonably passable by one legged tibetan nuns, which makes it disgracefully easy for normal people.
It's also pointless. In 26 years I never had to chase a villain back and forth adross a sports hall, so as a measure of anything useful it was wasted.
It's also pointless. In 26 years I never had to chase a villain back and forth adross a sports hall, so as a measure of anything useful it was wasted.
Excuse me orficer does your ead go to the top of your helmet.
Accy you are not the only one causing trouble,mind you you did not cause the trouble,alas Postiman did last night.A restaurant here last night took piggin ages in serving us,only for my tenderloin pork to arrive cold,i made a fuss and sent it back.They never even said sorry at the end.We are not going back there tonight.Diplomatic talks are going on between our Governments right now to see that i don't get deported.I should not have said well we beat one of your lot in 68.
OP
OP
Accy cyclist
Legendary Member
- Location
- The hills of Accrington
Those two played the good cop, bad cop game with me. The shorter one was all sympathetic, reassuring me that I'd be OK and it was just routine stuff, probably thinking why the feck are we doing this to him. The other one wasn't friendly at all, not telling me the negative breathalyser result till they got the drug test result 10 minutes after they did the test, when the breathalyser result would've been available immediately after doing it. Mind you, I did say to one of her colleagues that she looked like she might have a meat and two veg', which he probably told her!!!🧐
cyberknight
As long as I breathe, I attack.
- Location
- Land of confusion
sounds like they were in the wrong and didnt like to admit it so went the full 9 yards to try and find something .
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Or bad cop, worse cop. I've have tied them in knots.
Mind you, they dont get the training or experience. When I joined the dibble the average copper had 16 years in the job - now the average copper has only somewhat short of 4, and a lot get drafted off to CID or specialist ops departments before they've truly learned how to be a fed in the first place.
The causes are political so down that road I shall not tread, but suffice to say the average copper is now relatively inexperienced and the cadre of longer serving officers no longer exists to show them the way or lead by example. You've got the metaphorical blind leading the blind here.
Last edited:
Vapin' Joe
Formerly known as Smokin Joe
- Location
- Bare headed cyclist, Smoker
OP
OP
Accy cyclist
Legendary Member
- Location
- The hills of Accrington
I've now heard the real criminal, not me was spotted running along Abbey Street Accrington which adjoins the street I was apprehended on, after ditching his white Fiat 500, about the same time as plod stopped me. Now to reach me with their lights and sirens blaring they would've had to fly along Abbey Street to reach me. Surely they must've either spotted felon on the run, or his abandoned Fiat 500!!🤔
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
Earlier in Accy city
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
See, even the villains are well turned out up Accy's end.
DRM
Guru
- Location
- West Yorks
I didn’t know or man Accy had a violin case in his Fiat get away car 😁
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
I've heard that Accy's lady friend plays the oboe.
cyberknight
As long as I breathe, I attack.
- Location
- Land of confusion
Andy in Germany
Guru
- Location
- Rottenburg am Neckar
Accy with groupies. Brilliant.
Similar threads
