Challenged by Accy fuzz yesterday about my 'erratic driving'. I've now heard it was probably a case of mistaken ID!

[Brandane]

Thanks for that Brandane, I've just corrected that as well! I've had a bit of a virus the last month, having to call 111 with them sending an ambulance out to me two weeks ago. Last night I left my door unintentionally unlocked for hours, which isn't a sensible thing to do these days. I think this virus has affected my mind slightly!🙄

You've obviously had this virus for several years that we (members of CC) know of then?
But seriously, GWS Accy. Your new found fan club in Accrington need you!

 

[Drago]

Mark my words - another month of this and Accy will have a book deal and be in the Big Brother house chatting up a weather girl.

 

[Webbo2]

Mark my words - another month of this and Accy will have a book deal and be in the Big Brother house chatting up a weather girl.

Also designing the new Ineos off the bike kit.

 

[Profpointy]

See, even the villains are well turned out up Accy's end.

Indeed - so you can see why they thought dapper young Accie was one of them

 

[Vapin' Joe]

I reckon you could get in the local rag, posing sad faced in front of your car. "Local Man Mistaken For Drug Lord and Gang Leader" could be the headline.

I reckon "Well known local style icon" would be more appropriate. He surely must be a face round Accrington.

 

[Drago]

OK, I might've stood out because of what I was wearing...

KKK outfit again?

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Or bad cop, worse cop. I've have tied them in knots.

Mind you, they dont get the training or experience. When I joined the dibble the average copper had 16 years in the job - now the average copper has only somewhat short of 4, and a lot get drafted off to CID or specialist ops departments before they've truly learned how to be a fed in the first place.

The causes are political so down that road I shall not tread, but suffice to say the average copper is now relatively inexperienced and the cadre of longer serving officers no longer exists to show them the way or lead by example. You've got the metaphorical blind leading the blind here.

Yup
lad I grew up with was a copper
He always refused promotion or moves to other places because he felt he could do more good "on the streets"

last few years he commented several times that he was being pressured to take a load of course and apply for different roles
but he had realised that if he shouts at people - i.e. sergeant and inspectors - loud enough and often enough then they go away

My Mum reckoned that fact that she had heard on the Police radio (they had a scanner ) "we are not going into the pub until Shaun gets here" more than a few times was a factor

He had more than a few stories!

 

[Accy cyclist]

KKK outfit again?

Grand wizzard, fourth Dan!!😎 😅

 

[Drago]

Grand wizzard, fourth Dan!!😎 😅

Sorry Worshipful Master!

 

[postman]

Mark my words - another month of this and Accy will have a book deal and be in the Big Brother house chatting up a weather girl.

Oh no no no,Accy just get a basin haircut and call yourself Accy Final Boss Man get some bling round yer neck and some cheap sunglasses then make a finger sign number 0ne,and you can have fifteen mins of fame.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

I have now heard @Accy is starring in the new Streetfighter movie being filmed under the shadow of Pendle Hill.

 

[postman]

I have now heard @Accy is starring in the new Streetfighter movie being filmed under the shadow of Pendle Hill.

Film parts are flying in.A sequel to a Christopher Lee film,The leading part to Accy,film titled Accrington City of the Dead,a box office smash.

 

[fossyant]

Oh no no no,Accy just get a basin haircut and call yourself Accy Final Boss Man get some bling round yer neck and some cheap sunglasses then make a finger sign number 0ne,and you can have fifteen mins of fame.

He'd need a wig.

 

[fossyant]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/40618633...BwE&gbraid=0AAAAAo6Oxt5QXgMIJEdsr8dnXssspbC_o

 

[DRM]

Film parts are flying in.A sequel to a Christopher Lee film,The leading part to Accy,film titled Accrington City of the Dead,a box office smash.

Apparently he’s being lined up as Don Accy Cyclist, of the Lancashire mafia, in the remake of The Godfather-Lancashire Mob