Charlotte, eHarmony advert

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snorri

Legendary Member
What are you on today Noodley?
 
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Noodley

Noodley

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I am on holiday today snorri.

Charlotte keeps popping up in the adverts betwen episodes of Batman and The Saint...
 

snorri

Legendary Member
I see, well some of us are busy clearing snow off the path in order to get to sea on the dolphin harpooner and have not had the opportunity to become acquainted with this particular Charlotte, sorry.:sad:

PS Have a happy holiday.:smile:
 
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Noodley

Noodley

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I think you'd like her snorri, she is a little bit bonkers and looks as if she would not mind feeding dolphins. In fact I reckon dolphins would be the closest she's had to human contact for a while.

Oh, another ad break..I wonder if she'll be on again?

Not looking good for some wise words from Charlotte so far...

She has been dumped in favour of a host of Injury Solicitor adverts - poor Charlotte :giggle:
 

Night Train

Maker of Things
This one?


They can't string a sentence together for her without cutting and splicing the footage.

A friend of mine met his wife with that agency. They have a very in depth questionaire that took him days to complete. He would phone me up, late in the evening, asking how I would respond to some of the questions. I told him that that was a daft thing to do really as he would end up with someone who likes me, not him!
Turned out his ideal match was in America. They tried living here but have now moved to the States.
 

martint235

Dog on a bike
Location
Welling
I've always assumed that girls like this who don't have anything that's obviously wrong with them must have serious psycho issues. Come on if Charlotte walked into a bar, she could probably pick and choose to an extent.

Adverts are funny though. There was the one about a woman slipping and hurting her knee. She was awarded about £5k I think. All I could think was "and you can't afford to get your haircut properly" as she had a weird fringe thing going on.
 

Night Train

Maker of Things
I've always assumed that girls like this who don't have anything that's obviously wrong with them must have serious psycho issues. Come on if Charlotte walked into a bar, she could probably pick and choose to an extent.
She is probably just a happily married jobbing actor, she will as likely be advertising sofas next week.
 

Fnaar

Smutmaster General
Location
Thumberland
I think Charlotte just needs a cuddle. I can imagine her walking into a bar and there's loads going on, people hanging out and having a great time just like on the telly, but she'd be sat in a corner of the bar crying into her pina colada and thinking 'but I'm a looker...I'm not that bad... please come and talk to me..." and all the while the world is slipping away from her like sand through her fingers. I can tell all this because her eyes are too far apart.
 

Night Train

Maker of Things
Having looked on a few dating sites in my time the attractive people all seem to already be in relationships or haven't accessed their accounts for a year or so. I suspect they are just bait to attract people in to look at the site and then end up with only ordinary, day to day people like themselves, to contact.
 
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