Fnaar
Smutmaster General
- Location
- Thumberland
OK, so I finally got fed up with it today... I take bus to work each day, and, though you tend to get a politer and less violent species of chav (aka "charva" up here) in the north-east, their bloody music on mobile phones really annoys me... why would the whole bus want to listen to it? 
Anyway, when it started up this morning, rather than my usual polite request to turn it off, I responded by playing "Riverboat Song" from Ocean Colour Scene on my phone, at top volume.
Bemused faces from assembled tracksuited ne'erdowells, trying to work out where the music's coming from. They turned theirs off, I let mine come to end of song, turned it off, and had a nice quiet journey from there on! 

Anyway, when it started up this morning, rather than my usual polite request to turn it off, I responded by playing "Riverboat Song" from Ocean Colour Scene on my phone, at top volume.

