Cheese on Toast Disaster!
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Call that a disaster? There's a guy in the pub I work in who came in with a burn across the bridge of his nose. He had got back from the pub the night before and fancied cheese on toast, but couldn't be arsed to put the grill on. So he'd lain the toaster on its side, toasted the bread lightly, placed the cheese on top and carefully placed the whole lot back in the side-down toaster. All rather ingenious until he got impatient and decided to peer into the toaster to see how it was getting on, when he was suddenly reminded in abrupt nose-searing fashion that eye-level grills do not normally fire their toasted contents at your face when they consider them done. I forgot to ask whether he opted for Worcester Sauce or Mustard.
Is the right answer. Cheese & Onion toastie with Chilli sauce, making me hungry just thinking about it.
hopless500
Trundling along
- Location
- not-as-flat-as-you-think Norfolk
reread and still
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threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
Is the right answer. Cheese & Onion toastie with Chilli sauce, making me hungry just thinking about it.
Toasties are fine. For kids.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
We've got one of those Breville ones in a cupboard somewhere.... mmm cheese and pickle... [reminder to self to look].
You philistine.
hopless500
Trundling along
- Location
- not-as-flat-as-you-think Norfolk
[QUOTE 2499361, member: 259"]Fact of the day - 97% of the population of Western Europe has got an unused Breville toasted sandwich maker in a cupboard somewhere. And they've all got a dead spider in them. 
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I must be part of the 3%. We use ours when we're working on the house and too busy to cook. Only way of getting something akin to a hot meal
Cheese 'n' spider toastie...mmmmmmmm
[/quote]I must be part of the 3%. We use ours when we're working on the house and too busy to cook. Only way of getting something akin to a hot meal
Cheese 'n' spider toastie...mmmmmmmm
Chromatic
Legendary Member
- Location
- Gloucestershire
[QUOTE 2499361, member: 259"]Fact of the day - 97% of the population of Western Europe has got an unused Breville toasted sandwich maker in a cupboard somewhere. And they've all got a dead spider in them. [/quote]
Along with fondue sets, hostess trolleys and foot spas.
[/quote]Along with fondue sets, hostess trolleys and foot spas.
[QUOTE 2499361, member: 259"]Fact of the day - 97% of the population of Western Europe has got an unused Breville toasted sandwich maker in a cupboard somewhere. And they've all got a dead spider in them. [/quote]
I was part of the 97% until one day a few weeks ago I came across it when looking for something else) and decided to give it a go so cleaned it up and then discovered it didn't work any more. So it got binned, and I won't bother to replace it.
[/quote]I was part of the 97% until one day a few weeks ago I came across it when looking for something else) and decided to give it a go so cleaned it up and then discovered it didn't work any more. So it got binned, and I won't bother to replace it.
MacB
Lover of things that come in 3's
- Location
- Farnborough, Hampshire
oh man, I know you're having a bad day dropped toast and all but don't start 'cruisin for a bruisin'
Rob3rt
Man or Moose!
- Location
- Manchester
I now want cheese on toast, but don't have any bread, does toasted cheese on a bagel or toasted cheese on a bread bun count? I'm not sure, I might have to go buy bread.
Leodis
Veteran
- Location
- Moortown, Leeds
I wouldnt give edam if I was you 
