Cheese on Toast Disaster!

[Mad Doug Biker]

This thread was making me hungry, so I made toasted cheese earlier.

Some of you might sneer at this, but the only things available were some small bits of cheddar and Red Leicester. Unfortunately, I ran out of Red Leicester, so I then had to use the cheddar too, so my toasted cheese was distinctly two tone in appearance, seeing as the cheddar was very pale in comparison to the Leicester.

Yes folks, I've used more than one type of cheese, I am aware that I've probably just contravened some sort of International Cheese Law, but hey, it was nice, so I don't care!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Is this yet another attempt to divert an innocent topic to your duality of sexual response using a cheese based analogy?

It can be whatever you want it to be darling!



















.... No, I ran out of cheese, but I like your thinking!

 

[uphillstruggler]

Toasties are fine. For kids.

ridiculous statement to make.

nothing better than a ham, cheese and egg toastie on a lunch time.

 

[uphillstruggler]

I was part of the 97% until one day a few weeks ago I came across it when looking for something else) and decided to give it a go so cleaned it up and then discovered it didn't work any more. So it got binned, and I won't bother to replace it.

you have time to reconsider

 

[uphillstruggler]

I now want cheese on toast, but don't have any bread, does toasted cheese on a bagel or toasted cheese on a bread bun count? I'm not sure, I might have to go buy bread.

no

 

[uphillstruggler]

The correct way to make cheese on toast is to apply tomatopuree and a sprinkling of oregano to some (lightly toasted) bread, some sliced cheese (grated if you're watching your waistline) and grill til the cheese is bubbly with rown spots.

Don't ever try to make cheese on toast with low fat cheese. Thats stupid.

this sounds like a pizza excuse

 

[uphillstruggler]

i would just like to say that this may be my favourite thread so far.

well done that man

i could really do with a cheese, ham and egg toastie, subliminal advertising somewhere

 

[Fnaar]

Which is better on toast, Brie or Dairylea?

 

[Archie_tect]

When I was young and daft, I used to make cheese on toast for MrsA_T using pale cheddar and Red Leicester... using the R-L to form messages and pictures... now I'm just daft... and they say romance is dead.

 

[Archie_tect]

That's not even a bit cheesey.

 

[Aperitif]

[QUOTE 2502272, member: 259"]Wooden heart!

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Put some Gorgonzola, Stilton and Roquefort on that and you could have some blues weighed chews, Mort.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Groan and double groan...

 

[Fnaar]

USA's first brown bread president

 

[Fnaar]

Some say this is Jesus.
I say it is Rory Gallagher (with a beard)

 

[threebikesmcginty]

USA's first brown bread president

If you need some president cheese to go on the toast. I've got an idea where the bits that were carved off have gone.