Cheese on Toast Disaster!

[threebikesmcginty]

[QUOTE 2500421, member: 259"]Processed cheese is miles better on a hamburger. And it has to be square.[/quote]

Why is processed cheese square when burgers and buns are round, eh, why?

 

[green1]

Why is processed cheese square when burgers and buns are round, eh, why?

To prove that they don't go together.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

if we stop posting on this thread maybe we'll get a new thread detailing todays trials and tribulations in the great adventure that is 3BMs life...or is that too much excitement?

I'm working in Ilkeston today, mac, doesn't get more thrilling than that!

 

[hopless500]

Why is processed cheese square when burgers and buns are round, eh, why?

so you get squidgy cheese dripping out over the side

 

[hopless500]

I'm working in Ilkeston today, mac, doesn't get more thrilling than that!

dunno, could be Mansfield

 

[threebikesmcginty]

dunno, could be Mansfield

By comparison Mansfield is like Belgravia.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

By comparison Mansfield is like Belgravia.

There are places round here that could be twinned with Baghdad, never mind Beruit or Belgrade!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

By the way, this thread is making me hungry!!

 

[Velo711]

I always prefer to cut up some real cheddar for hamburgers. That processed stuff is one molecule away from being
plastic.

 

[hopless500]

By comparison Mansfield is like Belgravia.

I actually prefer Ilkeston! Cannae stand Mansfield

Edit/ Unless you're from Mansfield, in which case I retract the above statement!

 

[hopless500]

[QUOTE 2500700, member: 259"]Fact of the day - Ontario is famous for the production of cheddar cheese.[/quote]

famous in Canada????

 

[Fnaar]

[QUOTE 2500713, member: 259"]It was immortalised in the classic poem "Ode on the Mammoth Cheese Weighing over 7,000 Pounds" by James McIntyre. [/quote]
I just had to look that up.


We have seen the Queen of cheese,
Laying quietly at your ease,
Gently fanned by evening breeze –
Thy fair form no flies dare seize.
All gaily dressed soon you'll go
To the great Provincial Show,
To be admired by many a beau
In the city of Toronto.
Cows numerous as a swarm of bees –
Or as the leaves upon the trees –
It did require to make thee please,
And stand unrivalled Queen of Cheese.
May you not receive a scar as
We have heard that Mr. Harris
Intends to send you off as far as
The great World's show at Paris.
Of the youth – beware of these -
For some of them might rudely squeeze
And bite your cheek; then songs or glees
We could not sing o' Queen of Cheese.
We'rt thou suspended from baloon,
You'd caste a shade, even at noon;
Folks would think it was the moon
About to fall and crush them soon.

 

[ufkacbln]

Toast bags....

Cycle helmets for Toast

 

[MossCommuter]

Toast bags....

Cycle helmets for Toast

More like a condom

They don't work either (according to my dad)

 

[ufkacbln]

LIke mo

More like a condom

They don't work either (according to my dad)

Like most helmets - fit is important