Why don't mince pies have proper mince in them, like beef mince?
They did, you're just 300 years too late!
Why don't mince pies have proper mince in them, like beef mince?
Really?The way things are going in the UK you may have to buy “Christmas decorations” from under the counter very soon........
”Have a HappyChristmasHoliday”
Wilko in Carlisle have been displaying 3ft Santas and assorted decorations for about ten days.Only a small stand thus far but for how long?Another ten days at most I reckon.....sadly.It annoys the life out of me,it seems they've beaten the plastic pumpkins this year!Just been to our local boutique garden centre and they have an area of Christmas decorations out already.......
Bah humbug is my answer
They did the garden centre near me over a month agoJust been to our local boutique garden centre and they have an area of Christmas decorations out already.......
Bah humbug is my answer
My Christmas Decorations are up....
... up in the loft, where they’ll stay until mid December.
Clearly there are no pedants reading this thread; the title would have been mentioned already.*edited for the sake of the pedants![]()