Christmas presents you'd really like to receive

[hatler]

A Flash Gordon pinball machine.

 

[grldtnr]

This is my pressie sod off

Ok , as one of those Knights on the castle in Monty Python's holy grail.
'i fart in your general direction' only in ferk off French accent.

 

[steveindenmark]

Lego double decker London bus. 🙂

 

[tribanjules]

A letter from the court lifting the restraining order that Carol Vorderman took out against me.

#metoo 😜

 

[Chief Broom]

A pump action shotgun for when [not if] society [ha ha] collapses

 

[grldtnr]

A pump action shotgun for when [not if] society [ha ha] collapses

Whaddya mean,when, it's in tatters now!

 

[PK99]

We are well beyond Peak Stuff and well into Declutter Mode, so stuff as gifts is generally frowned upon. Experiences are preferred - preferably ones involving food.

Highlights from Daughters have been:

# Cook and Dine Day at 1* Michelin restaurant. Great fun being Chef's little helper for a morning followed by 6-course lunch

# Dinner at Dans le Noir restaurant, Total blackout, service by blind waiters. Set menu and wines.

# Forage and Feast morning on the beach below White Cliffs at Dover

# Tutored session at London Gin Club

All of which were complete surprises.....More of similar would be good.

Mrs PK's 65th gift from D2 in Canada was a make-at-home Almond Croissant kit.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

A Flash Gordon pinball machine.

Yeah I’d like to hit him in the face with a few metal balls.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

The ownership of nice chalet in the dolomites.

 

[southcoast]

The ownership of nice chalet in the dolomites.

I’ve got two off these rusting away in the garden, your welcome to kip down in them if your passing through. Lol

 

[hatler]

Yeah I’d like to hit him in the face with a few metal balls.

Very good.