Christmas - what are you giving your other half?

[cosmicbike]

When I gave my wife a waterfowl I had to duck. It was eider that or get punched in the face.

Very festive, get that one out of a cracker?

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

After thirty three years of marriage I have the method of choosing presents off pat

I buy what she tells me to!

You buy what Pat tells you to?

 

[ufkacbln]

You buy what Pat tells you to?

pat not Pat

 

[nickyboy]

Couldn't post until today due to the 0.0001% chance she's hacked my CC account and is following my every posting move.......

Full box set of Sopranos

We bought the Breaking Bad box set last Xmas and that was great. Can't wait to get stuck into all 86 episodes

 

[biggs682]

Tell us tomorrow

socks , slippers , pr of shoes , couple of cd's , oven timer and a bling ring all went down well....phew

 

[Piemaster]

I bought her a coat that she knows about, cos she was there choosing it. 2 different bottles of gin, one being Martin Miller, can't remember the other.

Yesterday I thought "bugger it, she works really hard and deserves what I'm about to do...."
I went to Primavera on Kings Parade in Cambridge and got her a one off glass and silver necklace. I'll be getting a bollocking in the morning!

She probably won't remember later on after 2 bottles either.

She got a necklace of Brazilian gemstones a couple of weeks ago when we went out for a nice meal together as I'm not at home till next year now. Sort of a Christmas present,but something I wanted to get for her anyway.
She didn't complain about the price but then I haven't told her how much of a tax refund went on it.

 

[Twotter]

Mrs Twotter got a new archery bow....so bring on that zombie apocalypse I keep hearing about

 

[biggs682]

socks , slippers , pr of shoes , couple of cd's , oven timer and a bling ring all went down well....phew

oops i forgot the weekend away we both treated each other 2

 

[ufkacbln]

My MiL wanted to buy me something for my upcoming trip to Iceland, and got some vouchers, so in cahoots with my wife they looked for an intersting way to package it

They then found a £5 three foot tall polar soft toy bear which would hold the vouchers

Trouble was when they went to pay at the till, they were being offered as a BOGOF

So I am now the proud owner of two three foot high cuddly polar bears - might take them for a run in the Christiania later

 

[F70100]

She dropped a hint months ago about wanting a max/min thermometer for her potting shed. I got her a weather station thingy which has a remote sensor so she can check the temps in the shed without having to go all the way to the bottom of the garden. .

Oh, and Gin.

 

[Easytigers]

Dab radio...what a revelation! Should have bought one years ago!

 

[ScotiaLass]

Dab radio...what a revelation! Should have bought one years ago!

I've wanted one of those for ages!

 

[stephec]

Dab radio...what a revelation! Should have bought one years ago!

I got one about eight years ago, half the time I just heard squealches, has it improved?

 

[Easytigers]

I got one about eight years ago, half the time I just heard squealches, has it improved?

Crystal clear and can pick up loads of stations (might live in a lucky signal area though!)

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

I got one about eight years ago, half the time I just heard squealches, has it improved?

Yes. There's no Terry Wogan on them now.