Christmas - what are you giving your other half?

[screenman]

My late FIL brought the MIL a sack of spuds for a birthday present once, as far as I know he did not do it again.

 

[vernon]

My late FIL brought the MIL a sack of spuds for a birthday present once, as far as I know he did not do it again.

After a prolonged bout of pre-Christmas wifely eyewateringly pungent flatulence, I bought my wife these as a joke Christmas present:

Shreddies - activated charcoal filter fitted undies

I won't be doing it again.

BTW She won today's post fry up farting competition on the pungency category. I beat her on endurance and musicality.

 

[Doyleyburger]

We usually set a limit of £50 to spend in each other but iv blown that out the water this year. She's always wanted a 'moon gazing hare' ornament for the garden.(she's into that weird stuff)
Anyway I had a local craftsman make one for her. It's made of oak and sheet metal. Wasn't sure what it would turn out like but I have to say it's simply awesome. Can't wIt to give it to her.......hopefully I'll get something in return Xmas day night

 

[dawn72]

My hubby will be getting new wheels and tyres for his racing car in the next couple of weeks so I just got little things so that our daughter has something to give him.

 

[TissoT]

I bought her this ..

in a 58cm pitty it would nt fit her , but it fits me
she will have to settle for perfume, and other bits of goody's.. oh and a trip to Italy on the 26th

 

[Turbo Rider]

A can of de-icer, a bag of coal and a packet of chewing gum.

 

[Sara_H]

He's getting a coffee machine. I've got a Brompton tool kit.

 

[ScotiaLass]

A can of de-icer, a bag of coal and a packet of chewing gum.

Been to the garage?

 

[toeknee]

A new car....

 

[stephec]

Been to the garage?

He must've forgotten the bunch of cheap flowers then.

 

[biggs682]

i cant say as my beloved is sat next to me !!!

 

[Turbo Rider]

Been to the garage?

No, I saw this bearded rotund guy in a red suit outside trying to get his reindeer moving. Apparently, it gets a bit frosty up there in the clouds, so he was trying to defrost them, then he was off to distribute to the naughty kids, so I mugged him out of spite. I found the chewing gum in his top pocket

He must've forgotten the bunch of cheap flowers then.

Yup

 

[ScotiaLass]

i cant say as my beloved is sat next to me !!!

Tell us tomorrow

 

[biggs682]

Tell us tomorrow

of course

 

[Katherine]

The Churchill book by Boris Johnson.