Christmas - what are you giving your other half?
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vernon
Harder than Ronnie Pickering
- Location
- Meanwood, Leeds
After a prolonged bout of pre-Christmas wifely eyewateringly pungent flatulence, I bought my wife these as a joke Christmas present:
Shreddies - activated charcoal filter fitted undies
I won't be doing it again.
BTW She won today's post fry up farting competition on the pungency category. I beat her on endurance and musicality.
Doyleyburger
Veteran
- Location
- NCE West Wales
We usually set a limit of £50 to spend in each other but iv blown that out the water this year. She's always wanted a 'moon gazing hare' ornament for the garden.(she's into that weird stuff)
Anyway I had a local craftsman make one for her. It's made of oak and sheet metal. Wasn't sure what it would turn out like but I have to say it's simply awesome. Can't wIt to give it to her.......hopefully I'll get something in return Xmas day night
Anyway I had a local craftsman make one for her. It's made of oak and sheet metal. Wasn't sure what it would turn out like but I have to say it's simply awesome. Can't wIt to give it to her.......hopefully I'll get something in return Xmas day night
TissoT
Guru
- Location
- The Home of British cycling
I bought her this ..
in a 58cm pitty it would nt fit her , but it fits me 
she will have to settle for perfume, and other bits of goody's.. oh and a trip to Italy on the 26th
she will have to settle for perfume, and other bits of goody's.. oh and a trip to Italy on the 26th
Turbo Rider
Just can't reMember
- Location
- A compounded speck of dust
A can of de-icer, a bag of coal and a packet of chewing gum.
OP
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ScotiaLass
Guru
- Location
- Middle Earth
Been to the garage?
biggs682
Itching to get back on my bike's
- Location
- Northamptonshire
i cant say as my beloved is sat next to me !!!
Turbo Rider
Just can't reMember
- Location
- A compounded speck of dust
Been to the garage?
No, I saw this bearded rotund guy in a red suit outside trying to get his reindeer moving. Apparently, it gets a bit frosty up there in the clouds, so he was trying to defrost them, then he was off to distribute to the naughty kids, so I mugged him out of spite. I found the chewing gum in his top pocket
He must've forgotten the bunch of cheap flowers then.
Yup
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ScotiaLass
Guru
- Location
- Middle Earth
Tell us tomorrow
biggs682
Itching to get back on my bike's
- Location
- Northamptonshire
of courseTell us tomorrow
- Location
- Manchester
The Churchill book by Boris Johnson.
