- Location
- Egham
A waterfowl.....
Christmas - what are you giving your other half?
- Thread starter ScotiaLass
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Dead or alive?
Peteaud
Veteran
- Location
- South Somerset
Mrs Aud is getting :-
Big bottle of opium perfume
walking boots
fleece jacket
Big bottle of opium perfume
walking boots
fleece jacket
Pennine-Paul
Goth on a bike............
I'm giving my other half the same as she's giving me................................................
Absolutely nothing.................................We refuse to get sucked in to the madness that is Xmas
Absolutely nothing.................................We refuse to get sucked in to the madness that is Xmas
Doyleyburger
Veteran
- Location
- NCE West Wales
That's the spirit
- Location
- Egham
It is an ex-waterfowl....
Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
My wife and I exchanged gifts this evening as tomorrow is going to be frantic with the grandkids. I'd asked her to give me a hint but she hadn't so I took a gamble with a pearl necklace. Well worth it for the look on her face when she opened the box 
steveindenmark
Legendary Member
Many years ago, when my daughter was little. I said to her "If you are not a good girl, Father Christmas will bring you a sack of coal for a present."
Her reply was "What's coal Dad?"
Doesn't time move on fast.
- Location
- Egham
It's not a very lucky duckling, in fact it's so unlucky it's rather wooden..
vernon
Harder than Ronnie Pickering
- Location
- Meanwood, Leeds
When I gave my wife a waterfowl I had to duck. It was eider that or get punched in the face.
On seeing them being opened Santa now remembers he actually brought Philips.
He looked at the two makes, but something to do with the shape of the ear pads swung it.
