Classic youtube replies

[downfader]

Or they know exactly what they are saying.


Reporting these are useless on our own, but if we post up a user, and we all report them maybe it will work - though this is best suited if they have a proper active channel . if its just a sign up to speak shoot it wont mean much.




I had someone hoping I caught AIDS the other week, it was that bad that I thought it was sarcasm (as the video was). Though looking at their profile and other comments - troll.

Exactly. Usually I will mark the spam button on their comments, if everyone did this perhaps youtube would take a stronger line... though somehow I doubt it. The trouble is its hard to report a user, I have tried myself in the past (someone was spreading sh*t about me on there) but youtube just sent back a message saying "just block them".

Yeah cos that really stops someone spreading lies about you.

The other thing we could all do is target the more extreme messages and send links to someone like Crime Stoppers - they in turn might get a bit p*ssed off with getting the reports and might put pressure on Youtube to be a bit more responsible? Bit harsh on Crime Stoppers and co though.

Also, if anyone wants a copy of my Troll list for Youtube let me know, PM me. I keep track of some of the nasty ones and tend to PM people on Youtube if they come across them and dont realise. I would hope it gives them the power to feel they can actually remove comments and block.

 

[DrSquirrel]

Troll list would be handy...

 

[ufkacbln]

Got a nice one only this morning on one of my vids:

"The fella who uploaded this vid is a jobs worth c*nt! The van driver had right of way u moron........"

Which was nice. I do so enjoy the pleasant conversations which follow such marvellously eloquent beginnings...

He same guy's views on religion:

TheBoilerhead 1 week ago It's the Jews that started all this shoot, I'm 100% english and do not agree with the racist chant towards Muslims as they arn't the enemy, it's the puppet. Government that we should be protesting against, poor mans blood for fat American Jew profit........... Wake up u sheep and stop believing the shoot the media are selling yahz.......

'nuff said

 

[DrSquirrel]

ITS THE PUPPEEEEEEEEEET.

Fail on use of a period...

 

[BSRU]

That guy has spammed me a couple of times in the past, I think I blocked him in the end. He's a class a muppet, even put his full address up on Bebo at one point (Peartree Avenue in Southampton iirc, with loads of pics of his car and plates incase you get lost and need a pointer)

They tend not to be the most tech savvie people, but he does seem dim even for a standard troll.

If I watch other cyclists videos I notice any trolls I tend to pre-emptively block them as they generally have little else to do apart from writing pointless comments on YouTube.

 

[downfader]

Right, I'll add the troll list here (since one of the lil f***ers has p***ed me off)

chew1047 (claims to be a trucker, likes to torture animals
JamieVanDevil (usually says stuff like "if it had been me I'd have knocked you off"
2009jimmy2009 (this one has a screw loose, check out his subscribers as many of those are trouble makers, theres even a 2010 version of this idiot)

battletruck100 often calls cyclists a "c***" for not paying "road tax" etc etc
http://www.youtube.com/user/kilted06yass tried to get me to post a time and place, idiot
http://www.youtube.com/user/fireandrain1 "The day I take advice from some c*** on a push bike will be the day I rip up my CLASS 1 licence"

http://www.youtube.com/user/ssr1234rss local boy, I think its the same bloke as http://www.youtube.com/user/southamptonsheroes judging by the language, and spelling mistakes

http://www.youtube.com/user/fairwaynoob this one is mental. REALLY funny when he gets wound up: "all cyclist are gay boys, who you trying to kid w***er? all cyclist are poor gypsys. when i get my way cyclist dont live longer cos i run the c***s over. now f*** off and haunt someone else"

http://www.youtube.com/user/coachdriverjed

http://www.youtube.com/user/panictactics "You called it a pedestrian crossing in the description and you clearly were on your bike, w***er" Toucan Crossing vid

http://www.youtube.com/user/kingoftyranni "Cyclist a**holes think they are both automobiles and pedestrians and enjoy the rights of both and it is always the other person's fault. If there is no other person, then it's the society or god's fault. What little babies."

http://www.youtube.com/user/ibdfnman "Please do the world a favor and ride your bike into on coming traffic"

These are the worst ones, will post more later if I get the chance.

 

[BentMikey]

I have 96, LOL!

 

[downfader]

I have 96, LOL!

A good 20 or so of the worst ones got kicked out. Possibly they've signed up as someone else in the meantime. I've focussed on the more cyclist-hater type. Theres some rather nasty racist types using youtube, and some weirdo rightwing creationalists if you watch the science vids.

 

[downfader]

kingoftyranni has been terminated due to multiple or severe violations of our Community Guidelines.

'bout time.

 

[magnatom]

How much road tax do you pay?

how much fuel duty do you pay?

How much insurance do you pay?

None

get off MY road!

yet you still get your own bloody cycle lane built and don't use it

The fella in the car was right!

My reply:

No road tax, but I do pay VED on my Citreon C4 Picasso Grande.

I pay fuel duty on what I use. What I save by riding, I spend on my family. :-)

I pay for car insurance, life insurance, mortgage payment insurance, house insurance (contents and buildings), and 3rd part cycle insurance.

Umm, err, so I may well pay more than you. How much do you pay, oh and while your at it, how much income tax do you pay?

Anyway if you own the road, will you please hurry up and fix it!!

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[gaz]

At this time of year, and the times coming, i use a similar line to your magnatom of someone throws the tax argument.

"well could you please pay some more roadtax to pay for the pot hole repairs that your vehicle is making worse." or something similar

 

[2_Flat_erics]

Had this comment added this morning to this video.

Did you notice the sidewalk next to you?

Road = Cars

TheBbergner86 5 hours ago

 

[downfader]

Had this comment added this morning to this video.

He lists his hometown as "Trollsburg". Need I say more. You can get a sense of what kind of youtuber someone is by going on their page and having a look at the comments on the profile, or the recent viewing or comments the leave in their recent activity section. One of his seems to be encouraging a trucker to drive into cyclists.

People like that, and the "did he hit you" tosser also on there I tend to just delete. I have little interest in getting into arguments with them as they're generally there to wind us all up.

Following his profile I found this:
View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlTH1zMigWU
Have left a reply, will see if he starts getting antsy on me.

 

[atomboy]

what an idiot...
i mean the cyclist.

can you imagine how you would feel if you were cycling along and a pedestrian suddenly jumped out in front of you? wouldnt it be a shock?. Well drivers expect to see cars and other large vehicles on the road. A cycle is a fraction of the size and when moving can easily be missed. a cycle that suddenly and unexpectedly appears is a real danger to others and to themselves.

Maybe its the cyclists that should take more care when on a road full of vehicles.

I got this comment to my last video.

(What pedestrian jumps out to the centre of the road/lane?!)

 

[crumpetman]

Had this comment added this morning to this video.

Sidewalk = american therefore he does not know what he is talking about in relation to UK cycling and road use.

It was a poor overtake but on that stretch I am usually in the middle of the lane going past the BP.