Classic youtube replies

[MrHappyCyclist]

I have a new retard (or the same retard with a new username) on the Dangerous driving red light jumper post:

As a motorist, I could probably put one of these clips up every day but the fact is Nobody gives a shoot about your stupid little campaign but a lot of people do care for this motorist who happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. This is clearly demonstrated by the number of hits - 1500 on this one compared to a measly 34 on some of your other comedy sketches. Why don't you go and cycle on the M6, preferably in the fast lane - that would give us motorists something to cheer us up!

I've blocked his new username, which was registered today just for the purpose of posting this abusive message.

 

[BentMikey]

Got a link to that username?

 

[MrHappyCyclist]

Got a link to that username?

http://www.youtube.com/user/grumpymotorist

I think it's just a throwaway, single use username.

 

[downfader]

http://www.youtube.c.../grumpymotorist

I think it's just a throwaway, single use username.

Will p*** him off if youtube are still using the google authorisation policy and he wants a proper account at some point.

 

[gaz]

I often delete comments on videos. Mostly because they say something along the lines of "you are a ****head" but never have I had someone get pissed off because of it.

they serve no purpose to you because i don't fawn at your feet and hero worship you, i devalue the content because i see you for what you are and you don't like it... i called you a twat because that is what you are.... i'm not a vindictive person but i can't help but wish you a lot of pain....what you do is nasty, spiteful, and not very moral...i could go on but i'm afraid you are worthless...by the way... i'm glad you didn't object to me calling you a dickhead...

 

[BentMikey]

LOL!!! Username linky pretty please?

 

[gaz]

LOL!!! Username linky pretty please?

http://www.youtube.com/user/luv2binked

 

[downfader]

http://www.youtube.com/user/luv2binked

What a sad c***, LMAO!! I wonder if they go up to others trying to highlight problems and have a pop... doctors trying to defeat obesity and drink problems in patient.. just busy bodies. Charity workers helping the homeless.. bunch of ninnies helping freeloaders. Civil servants outing MPs stealing public money? Oh they're just jealous because they didnt get the money themselves.

 

[gaz]

Certainly a different one

Would you say you are likely the head of the bicycle youtuber community?

 

[MrHappyCyclist]

Some time ago, I posted a video of a cyclist who was displaying a flashing blue light at the rear of his bike. As a joke, I titled it "Emergency Response Bicycle" and included an ironic description, which was worded as though he really was that.

Today, in a tirade against me, this poster, wrote:

"I'm also deeply disappointed in your exposure of the emergency response cyclist. Come on mate, why bother!! It could have been your mother or father he was going to"

 

[BSRU]

Some time ago, I posted a video of a cyclist who was displaying a flashing blue light at the rear of his bike. As a joke, I titled it "Emergency Response Bicycle" and included an ironic description, which was worded as though he really was that.

Today, in a tirade against me, this poster, wrote:

I have noticed alot of people do not read the description or comments, so I end up repeating myself.

 

[downfader]

Certainly a different one

If you're the head then I'm the Yoda!

Some time ago, I posted a video of a cyclist who was displaying a flashing blue light at the rear of his bike. As a joke, I titled it "Emergency Response Bicycle" and included an ironic description, which was worded as though he really was that.

Today, in a tirade against me, this poster, wrote:

joyridejc is a troll, usual b*ll*cks like "read the highway code" and "you'll ruin someone's life or career"..

oh dear god..! I've just read this one he left you: "Your argument is based on an unknown certainty"

Unknown certainties... oh the oxymoronic hilarity.

Block and delete imo.

 

[Tinuts]

And here's one I received yesterday - deleted instantly, of course:

Help Centre | email options | report spamdinohaider has made a comment on Vulgar Volvo Driver LR11 XXL Shows Utter Contempt Towards Vulnerable Velocipede:

You are a sad person with no life if you spend your time moaning about peoples driving!! You should find another hobby, like get a woman for your pass time. If that doesn't fit you appetite you can always buy a dog and walk it and clear your head!! I reckon all cyclists should be run over, you are all a pain in the arse with little or no regards for other vehicles on the road!! Now stop being so damn sad and GET A ****ING LIFE U PRICK!!!

 

[BSRU]

And here's one I received yesterday - deleted instantly, of course:

Help Centre | email options | report spamdinohaider has made a comment on Vulgar Volvo Driver LR11 XXL Shows Utter Contempt Towards Vulnerable Velocipede:

You are a sad person with no life if you spend your time moaning about peoples driving!! You should find another hobby, like get a woman for your pass time. If that doesn't fit you appetite you can always buy a dog and walk it and clear your head!! I reckon all cyclists should be run over, you are all a pain in the arse with little or no regards for other vehicles on the road!! Now stop being so damn sad and GET A ****ING LIFE U PRICK!!!

It's the sort I would like to reply with their own words:-
"You are a very sad person with no life if you spend your time moaning about people moaning about peoples driving!!"

But I know it's not worth it, just delete and block.

 

[BSRU]

Someone from the US with too much spare time.

http://www.youtube.com/user/book630book

"are you ****ing retarded i hate you and your stupid dumb ass video that was so gay!!!!! faggot! "