Regular fans of my incoherent ramblings will know that I bought my Missus and old but very well maintained Pious last year.
In exceptional conditions it could manage 70+ MPG, bit more usually high 40s.
It turned out to be a bit small for the Labrador, so it went in favour of a lovely Zafira 1.6 petrol. 2002, but one old duffer owner with full dealer history and only 54,000 miles.
Well, the box on wheels can do 40MPG, has a little bit of acceleration should you ever need it (it's no flying machine, but there's some pep there) which is more than the Pious had, yet is big enough to do anything asked for it. It's also a decent, if unexciting, handling bus, so unlike the Pious can be thrown around with verve if needed.
Which makes me realise how crap the Pious really is. Now wonder the cows fart so much - they're just amazed and the pointlessness of it all.