Lozz360
Veteran
- Location
- Oxfordshire
Or third degree burns to para-medics.
Cock up your beaver
- Thread starter winjim
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Beebo
Firm and Fruity
- Location
- Hexleybeef
What does Jesus have to say about cock up your beaver? 😀
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winjim
Smash the cistern
Directly or indirectly?
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winjim
Smash the cistern
OK, 1 Corinthians 11. Not Jesus himself but Paul claiming to follow the example of Christ.
Basically, at prayer it's women that need cock up their beaver. If not, they may as well be shaved. Chaps are beaver free.
Julia9054
Guru
- Location
- Knaresborough
Is the answer that it is to be discouraged except amongst Church of English heterosexual married couples?
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winjim
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I think we need to consult Church of Scotland really.
rikki
Legendary Member
- Location
- Limestone Coast, South Australia
Burns Night and Chinese New Year together.
flake99please
We all scream for ice cream
- Location
- Edinburgh
Sweet & sour haggis balls tonight?
Beebo
Firm and Fruity
- Location
- Hexleybeef
rikki
Legendary Member
- Location
- Limestone Coast, South Australia
And it's Australia Day tomorrow - so you can throw some of those on the barbie.
lazybloke
Considering a new username
- Location
- Leafy Surrey
Get your vegan haggis-rolls at McGreggs.
- Location
- Inside my skull
More like deep fried battered balls. Come in various colours.
nickyboy
Norven Mankey
- Location
- You want hills? We got hills
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winjim
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Ha. I thought it was a fireworks joke but that one's better.
