Coin your own saying, cliche, or truism

[Ming the Merciless]

A little of what you fancy, gets you in trouble.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

A mortgage for your thoughts.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

As aerodynamic as a big girls blouse

 

[Ming the Merciless]

As fast as snail 🐌

 

[Drago]

Et tu Brute?

Then Caesar must also buy a carbon road bike.

 

[Edwardoka]

I come not to praise Caesar but to add croutons to a chicken salad, and then completely ruin it by adding anchovies

 

[DRM]

Vini, Vidi, Velcro, - I came, I saw, I’m stuck with it.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

A chain is only a strong as its quick links

 

[Ming the Merciless]

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a thousand questions on cyclechat

 

[Ming the Merciless]

As snug as a bike in a train

 

[Ming the Merciless]

A peasant is born within the sound of cow bells

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

My mother-in-law had a saying - "The hurrier you go, the behinder you get"

 

[Drago]

Red sky at night, shepherd's delight.

Red sky at morning, shepherd's warning.

Meat and potato, shepherd's pie.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Red sky at night, the town‘s on fire
Red sky in morning, the embers of a burnt out town are still glowing.

 

[Ian H]

The pink elephant in the room is probably drunk.