Coin your own saying, cliche, or truism

[Edwardoka]

My mother-in-law had a saying - "The hurrier you go, the behinder you get"

Your mother-in-law was a student of orbital mechanics, then?

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Train hard, die trying

 

[Ming the Merciless]

What goes down, must go up (hills)

 

[Ming the Merciless]

If it’s flat, there will be a stonking headwind

 

[Edwardoka]

If at first you don't succeed, consider a career other than brain surgery

 

[DRM]

The pink elephant in the room is probably drunk.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

If you want to maximise your chances of remaining alive for the next hour, stay in bed. If you want to maximise your chances of remaining alive for the next decade, get out there and start exercising!

 

[figbat]

Dishonesty is the second best policy.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

It is better to seek permission than ask forgiveness when in court.

 

[Edwardoka]

"There once was an ugly duckling," said the world's worst ornithologist

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

If the rats want to race - let them

 

[Chris S]

Wings - the band the Beatles could have been.

 

[Chris S]

As welcome as a fart in a spacesuit.

 

[Salty seadog]

Do your own research.

I'd make a mint in NACA if I took a cut.

 

[raleighnut]

As welcome as a fart in a spacesuit.

Billy Connolly 1980 on Parkinson

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