Coin your own saying, cliche, or truism

[Ming the Merciless]

Red sky at night, your garden shed is alight

 

[Ming the Merciless]

No smoke without weed

 

[Gwylan]

A bird in the hand is not as much fun as two in a bush

 

[Drago]

A swallow does not a good girlfriend make.

 

[Gwylan]

A blunt knife spreads butter.

 

[Jameshow]

Grass is greener on the other side until you find it's astro turf!!!

 

[Ming the Merciless]

A good swallow does a girlfriend make.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Once bitten, time to find a new swallow.

 

[Drago]

There's many a slip, between SPDs and icy pavement.

 

[Threevok]

Miracles performed in minutes
The impossible requires more staff

 

[Gwylan]

For my next trick I require five loaves, two fish and a multitude.

 

[Drago]

A friend in need, can jog on.

 

[Deleted member 26715]

As said by my late MIL in Denny's whilst on holiday in Florida

"If only we had got money, we could buy a big condom so we could all live together"

 

[dicko]

Yesterday I couldn’t even spell Engineer and now I are one.

 

[Drago]

One for sorrow, two for joy, three for a girl, four for a Kit Kat.