Coin your own saying, cliche, or truism

[Profpointy]

All that glitters isn't Gary.

There was an advert from many years back which stuck in my mind. It was (I think) by Sykes Pickavant and it said "all that glisters is not chrome vanadium"

Well it appealed to me anyway

 

[Bonefish Blues]

Munro Bagging's not a patch on Munro Debagging.

 

[swee'pea99]

Life is mainly froth and bubbles,
But two things stand as stone,
Laughter at another’s troubles,
Moaning about your own.

Knew I'd heard that somewhere...

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Ireland was the land of saints and scholars, until they discovered alcohol.

Now it’s saints and sinners

 

[Ming the Merciless]

When in doubt, order dessert

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Be the weirdest version of yourself

 

[Drago]

Red sky at night, you're in Soho.

 

[Gwylan]

If you are not afraid of your weirdest self then you're just not trying hard enough

 

[Chris S]

Red sky at night, you're in Soho.

Green sky at night, you're colour blind.

 

[Gwylan]

Green sky at night, you're colour blind.

Don't pay the rent

 

[DRM]

Green sky at night, you're colour blind.

Or inside the Artic circle

 

[Chris S]

Ryanair make easyJet look classy.

 

[Yellow Fang]

When asking a technical question of a colleague 20 years ago, he might have said, "R.T.F.M." meaning, 'Read the manual.'
These days it would be 'Look it up on YouTube.'

 

[Yellow Fang]

The perfect is the enemy of the good, suboptimal solution.

 

[Gwylan]

The pound in your pocket isn't worth what it used to be.