Cold dinkle

[Dan Morinary]

I prefer the left shoulder...... smite the devil in the face and all that, like salt.

With the greatest of respect Sir, a gentleman should always dress to the right.

 

[Brandane]

I throw mine over my right shoulder then strategically position a long wooly scarf for insulation.

No, no, NO!! The drive is on your right - chain, chain rings, cassette .....

I prefer the left shoulder.

Phew.

 

[ufkacbln]

No, no, NO!! The drive is on your right - chain, chain rings, cassette .....

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Have you ever caught a scarf in the drive chain

 

[Brandane]

Have you ever caught a scarf in the drive chain

It wasn't the scarf that was concerning me.

 

[PeteXXX]

I see a marketing opportunity here!

Just need the right name for it.

How about 'Toasty Todger'?

 

[Dan Morinary]

How about 'Toasty Todger'?

Now that's one episode of Dragons Den I would watch when your searching for funding!

 

[ufkacbln]

It wasn't the scarf that was concerning me.

The reference to the scarf was a euphemism

 

[steve50]

I see a marketing opportunity here!

Just need the right name for it.

How about 'Toasty Todger'?

I'm surprised nobody has actually produced or marketed something specifically for the job (other than the knitted willy warmer) I would have thought a windproof , waterproof thermally insulated piece of material that would fit neatly far enough down the front of ones cycling apparel and still be comfortable would sell like hot cakes during the colder weather, in fact if it also incorporated an extra length of material that covered the torso below the rib cage it would suit me to the ground. It seems no matter what I wear my stomach always gets really cold.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I prefer to tuck it into my sock, the overshoe over the top helps to keep it cosy. And I always dress to the right, a b****** down the left side of the saddle is guaranteed to slow me down.

 

[ColinJ]

I'm surprised nobody has actually produced or marketed something specifically for the job (other than the knitted willy warmer)

They HAVE - they are called bibshorts!

My biblongs have no pad. I relegate old bibshorts to padding and extra insulation duties under the longs - it works really well. And I get an extra bib and back to help keep the upper half warm too.

 

[snorri]

I'm surprised nobody has actually produced or marketed something specifically for the job

It's been done shurely?
Water/windproof longs keep both legs warm down to the tops of your wellies

 

[PeteXXX]

I'm going to Tweet @Teresa May on her business trip to India to see if she can source me a company to invest in them

 

[Moodyman]

Put some weight on. The extra blubber around the waist and lower stomach will fold on itself as you hunch down to get aero.

There... you've got yourself a kangaroo pouch.

Shed the extra flab in Spring.

 

[ufkacbln]

Somehow I cannot see Goretex endorsing the product

 

[ufkacbln]

I'm surprised nobody has actually produced or marketed something specifically for the job (other than the knitted willy warmer)

Yep..... This works for me!

This fairing setup

... and yes I am wearing bib tights..... I would not entirely rely on teh fairing