Colleague Nicknames

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  1. Tetedelacourse

    Tetedelacourse New Member

    Nicknames in use that have been given to Glasgow characters by their
    friends and workmates.

    Two Soups - his real name is Campbell Baxter.

    Norrie Two Bunnets - the Glasgow taxi-driver who wears a wig under his
    cloth cap.

    The Colostomy - the girlfriend of a married man (ie. the wee bag on

    The Boomerang Kid - whenever anyone at work asks a question, he always
    replies: 'I'll get back to you on that.'

    The Parachute - lets everyone down at the last minute.

    Cashline - an experienced young lass who's open 24 hours a day.

    Vaseline - his real name is Willie Burns.

    Rembrandt - loves saying to colleagues: 'Let me put you in the

    Bo Derek - a chap called Derek with terrible body odour.

    Brewer's Droop - his real name is Willie Falls.

    The Genie - magically appears whenever anyone opens a bottle.

    The Marksman - when it's his turn to buy a round, he always shoots the

    Dulux - his pals reckon he's only got one coat.

    Soapy - washes his hands of any problems that crop up.

    Captain Hook - continually late for work, it's believed he must be
    scared of the alarm clock.

    The Yeti - always on the sick, there have been many unconfirmed
    sightings of this guy, but nobody can prove he actually exists.

    The Gas Man - he's serviced loads of old boilers.

    The Hostage - when anyone asks for help he always replies: 'Sorry, my
    hands are tied.

    The Chernobyl Jannie - during the mid-Eighties this guy had a really bad

    The Woodpecker - he's always tapping.

    Mussolini - a woman in an office in Glasgow who has rather loose morals
    (aka the great dicktaker)
  2. gary r

    gary r Veteran

    MINTY-he's always after 8am in the morning
    LARRY- he has his glasses hanging on a neck chaim like Larry grayson
    GINGER TOSSER- he's ginger & a tosser
  3. goo_mason

    goo_mason Champion barbed-wire hurdler

    Leith, Edinburgh
    Botox Chops - this guy's miserable expression never changes.

    The Clumsy Beekeeper - a bloke with terrible acne
  4. fossyant

    fossyant Ride It Like You Stole It!

    South Manchester
    Nothing too clever.....

    D1ckhead - for the office d1ckhead

    Avoid-a-burger for a bloke that was rather large and worked for a company with Avoid in it's title - name invented by said D1ckhead

    Captain Blacktooth - for the girl with really bad breath
  5. OP

    Tetedelacourse New Member


  6. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Dr. Death: an 'academic' whose skin is basically grey, and whose hair could keep BP happy for years to come.

    Tubbs: well, take a guess.

    Yeti: a very hairy bloke
  7. Nitro - given to somebody who winds up easily and explodes.

    Brigadoon – similar to the yeti, turns up once every hundred years.
  8. Aint Skeered

    Aint Skeered New Member

    Biscuit, a guy I used to work with, who's name was Gary and was folically challenged. (Garibaldi):biggrin:
  9. Smokin Joe

    Smokin Joe Legendary Member

    People I have worked with -

    The Prince of Darkness.........An incompetant electrician

    Piles..................................He was a pain in the arse

    Knobby Turner.....................Kept sodding about with the settings on his machine

    Jaws..................................Would never shut up
  10. Maz

    Maz Legendary Member

    Double-dick...his real surname was Twococks.
  11. LordoftheTeapot

    LordoftheTeapot Veteran

  12. got-to-get-fit

    got-to-get-fit New Member

    Yarm, Cleveland
    Thrush - an irritating little c*nt

    Patty Pockets - whenever your out for a drink / meal he frequently pats all of his pockets searching for money before declaring he has left it at home/office
  13. yenrod

    yenrod Guest

    Taz - is just like the Tazmanian devil and as loud too...though this name is given to him by a 'colleague'.

    The bloke I work with reminds me soo much of sid james and is similiar in looks.

    The area manager looks like fred off coronation street (who died - in it) and has a bald head too - and to coin it totally he has a bolton accent ! :biggrin:

    One of the mechanics looks like a 40yr old Lewis Hamilton.
  14. Alan Frame

    Alan Frame Gnu

    Lost In Space
    Once had a boss christened "BIFFO".

    He was very proud of this term of endearment until he found out that it stood for "Big Ignorant Fu*ker From Oldham".:biggrin:
  15. Maggot

    Maggot Guest

    One of the guys we ride with broke his fingers. We called him The Claw all year, on a Christmas drink he absolutely flipped, calling us all sorts of names, how would we like it etc. Being a supportive bunch the response he got was "Woh, you don't want to be starting a fight with zarking clawie fingers!!":biggrin:
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