Collecting the wrong child from school

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Lance Jack

Über Member
Location
A BFPO somewhere
So, a granddad goes to school to pick his six year old granddaughter up for a doctors appointment. The school gives him the wrong pupil and the granddad does not notice, they go on a bus ride to the doctors where the doctor examines the child and gives a prescription and the granddad returns the child to school. The parents only find out when the child mentions it indoors. The story in a nutshell however, here is a link

http://www.kentonline.co.uk/medway_messenger/news/grandfather-mixup-6918/

Apologies if already discussed (I was a bit late in seeing the story)
 
Amazing!
At least her parents got a free bottle of Calpol - expensive stuff is that.
 

ASC1951

Guru
Location
Yorkshire
And of course her father's response is to question the child in detail about whether this 70 year old sexually assaulted her. Very enlightened, that.
 

threebikesmcginty

Corn Fed Hick...
Location
...on the slake
Not much goes on in Gillingham then.
 

Beebo

Firm and Fruity
Location
Hexleybeef
And of course her father's response is to question the child in detail about whether this 70 year old sexually assaulted her. Very enlightened, that.
Sad isnt it.
In this man's head Every old man who goes to pick up their grand daughter is a potential child abuser.
 

PaulB

Legendary Member
Location
Colne
I once had two children pushed into my car! It seems incredible when I think back now but it did happen and this is no word of a lie.

I pulled up at some traffic lights and a woman opened one of my rear passenger doors and thrust two children in the back of my car and without a word, walked off to her car, got in and drove away!

Now my own children, one in the front passenger seat and the other in the back knew these two children and the harassed mother, late herself, saw me making efforts to get my kids to the school bus they'd missed to the next bus stop and thought she'd use my services to include her kids in the same run. I made it and the other two kids got out along with mine who showed absolutely no surprise whatsoever at the turn of events and jumped on the bus without a word being said by anyone on the short trip.
 
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