I had a hospital appointment today, saw a consultant about a recurring ear problem. I keep feeling dizzy.
In the preamble
him - how would you describe your overall fitness?
me - it's good.
him - any regular medication?
me - no
him - any regular exercise?
me - yeah, I do some cycling
him - how far do you go?
me - not so much in the week, but over the weekend I did an 80, then a 120 mile ride.
him - (stares over glasses) are you on the olympic team?
I had a hospital appointment today, saw a consultant about a recurring ear problem. I keep feeling dizzy.
In the preamble
him - how would you describe your overall fitness?
me - it's good.
him - any regular medication?
me - no
him - any regular exercise?
me - yeah, I do some cycling
him - how far do you go?
me - not so much in the week, but over the weekend I did an 80, then a 120 mile ride.
him - (stares over glasses) are you on the olympic team?
Nope........ 
My favourite ever was an example from someone off this very forum. He turned up to work in his lycra, and upon entering the office, was greeted by an overweight male colleague. Who, taking offence at his lycra, said "what the f**k do you look like?" Before our cyclist could reply, one of the female staff piped up with "he looks fit as f**k Kev, unlike you. You look like a fat sack of crap tied in the middle".
My favourite ever was an example from someone off this very forum. He turned up to work in his lycra, and upon entering the office, was greeted by an overweight male colleague. Who, taking offence at his lycra, said "what the f**k do you look like?" Before our cyclist could reply, one of the female staff piped up with "he looks fit as f**k Kev, unlike you. You look like a fat sack of crap tied in the middle".
My favourite ever was an example from someone off this very forum. He turned up to work in his lycra, and upon entering the office, was greeted by an overweight male colleague. Who, taking offence at his lycra, said "what the f**k do you look like?" Before our cyclist could reply, one of the female staff piped up with "he looks fit as f**k Kev, unlike you. You look like a fat sack of crap tied in the middle".
My favourite ever was an example from someone off this very forum. He turned up to work in his lycra, and upon entering the office, was greeted by an overweight male colleague. Who, taking offence at his lycra, said "what the f**k do you look like?" Before our cyclist could reply, one of the female staff piped up with "he looks fit as f**k Kev, unlike you. You look like a fat sack of crap tied in the middle".
My favourite ever was an example from someone off this very forum. He turned up to work in his lycra, and upon entering the office, was greeted by an overweight male colleague. Who, taking offence at his lycra, said "what the f**k do you look like?" Before our cyclist could reply, one of the female staff piped up with "he looks fit as f**k Kev, unlike you. You look like a fat sack of crap tied in the middle".
