Coronavirus outbreak

[BoldonLad]

Is it just me or is anyone else getting fed up of some of the inane and intrusive questions from the newsreaders and journalists?

No, it is not just you

 

[BoldonLad]

That does not mean people are allowed to drive vehicles that are unroadworthy. The C&U regs still apply and will be enforced.

Agreed. But, then again, I don't recall saying it did.

 

[pubrunner]

However nearly all the experts now agree that our figures seem to indicate that the rate s have stabilised / the curve has flattened, so we may actually be out of this mess soon.

I'm not sure how long 'soon' might be, but I'll be surprised if the lock-down ends before the end of May.

 

[Racing roadkill]

I'm not sure how long 'soon' might be, but I'll be surprised if the lock-down ends before the end of May.

The government have also pondered allowing services such as hair salons to re open after Easter, which is probably a good thing, given I’m starting to resemble Chewbacca out of Star Wars.

 

[Dave7]

The government have also pondered allowing services such as hair salons to re open after Easter, which is probably a good thing, given I’m starting to resemble Chewbacca out of Star Wars.

The government might allow it but I cant imagine many hairdressers willing to do it. They would have to be seriously desperate.

 

[mjr]

The government might allow it but I cant imagine many hairdressers willing to do it. They would have to be seriously desperate.

What's the problem?
https://pic.twitter.com/sKiGkIEprc

 

[stowie]

On another note, anyone got any idea how anyone can manage to link Coronavirus with 5G?

 

[mjr]

On another note, anyone got any idea how anyone can manage to link Coronavirus with 5G?

No. Should we have let the "gargle bleach to kill covid 19" hoax continue because that would probably have stopped a lot of other hoaxes spreading? But I guess the NHS workers would feel they had to try to save them and they don't really have time for that shoot now.

 

[Racing roadkill]

On another note, anyone got any idea how anyone can manage to link Coronavirus with 5G?

Aha, yep, it was the 5G signals that caused the virus in the bats to mutate, then the scientists impregnated all our bog rolls with Russian 5G enabled nano tracker troll bots. Then the mutant 5G corona bats were eaten by snakes, who were eaten by people. Then the people all got dysentery ( a well known symptom of Coronawhasisname) and wiped them selves with the nano tracker Russian 5G enabled troll bot impregnated bog roll. So now we are all being tracked by Russia, and all because of 5G technology, and mutant 5G Corona bats ( obvs).

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Aha, yep, it was the 5G signals that caused the virus in the bats to mutate, then the scientists impregnated all our bog rolls with Russian 5G enabled nano tracker troll bots. Then the mutant 5G corona bats were eaten by snakes, who were eaten by people. Then the people all got dysentery ( a well known symptom of Coronawhasisname) and wiped them selves with the nano tracker Russian 5G enabled troll bot impregnated bog roll. So now we are all being tracked by Russia, and all because of 5G technology, and mutant 5G Corona bats ( obvs).

Well, that explains where all the bog rolls went.

 

[kingrollo]

However nearly all the experts now agree that our figures seem to indicate that the rate s have stabilised / the curve has flattened, so we may actually be out of this mess soon. In fact the government are considering letting schools and nurseries re open after Easter, as the experts don’t believe that poses a particularly high risk, and it will allow some people back into the economy.

Really - you might want to tell the chancellor that - he's just been on TV saying more or less the opposite.

There is no chance of the lockdown being lifted early - Matt Hancock.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.th...reopen-straight-after-easter-officials-insist

 

[Ming the Merciless]

BBC TV says they've put Boris in a stable.

I may have misheard that

Straight from the horses mouth?

 

[Edwardoka]

On another note, anyone got any idea how anyone can manage to link Coronavirus with 5G?

Yes, we are living through the beginnings of a new dark age, where superstition masquerading as "common sense", bot-amplified piffle from bad actors, woo merchants and con-artists are competing for people's attention against truth, science and reason, and winning comfortably.

5G receivers are being manufactured by a Chinese company called Huawei and Covid started in a Chinese province called Hubei
COINSEDINSE, I FINK NOT

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Well, that explains where all the bog rolls went.

 

[BoldonLad]

Aha, yep, it was the 5G signals that caused the virus in the bats to mutate, then the scientists impregnated all our bog rolls with Russian 5G enabled nano tracker troll bots. Then the mutant 5G corona bats were eaten by snakes, who were eaten by people. Then the people all got dysentery ( a well known symptom of Coronawhasisname) and wiped them selves with the nano tracker Russian 5G enabled troll bot impregnated bog roll. So now we are all being tracked by Russia, and all because of 5G technology, and mutant 5G Corona bats ( obvs).

you missed out Huawei’s involvement