Corrupt A Wish

[welsh dragon]

You can, but it has made your weight 37 stone.

I now wish I was shorter

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

You are shorter, unfortunately the only bikes that now fit you come with stabilizers and tassles.

I wish the weather was nicer.

 

[welsh dragon]

The weather is nicer, just not where you are.

I wish I was a millionaire

 

[ufkacbln]

Your wishes come true, but only at 4am on the second Sunday of each month.

I wish I could fly a helicopter.

Your wish is granted you can fly around as much as you like - shame you didn't also wish that you could land it!

 

[ufkacbln]

You are twice the man you used to be 25 years ago. You are also waiting for a sex change operation.

I wish I had telepathic powers.

Your wish is granted, unfortunately you now know what everyone really thinks of you!

I wish that I could play the Welsh Harp

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

The weather is nicer, just not where you are.

I wish I was a millionaire

Your account has one million Vietnamese Dong in it. Don't spend it all at once.

I wish I was more musical.

 

[welsh dragon]

You are more musical, but you can only play the triangle.

I wish I was a fomula one racing driver.

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

Your wish is granted, unfortunately you now know what everyone really thinks of you!

I wish that I could play the Welsh Harp

You can play the welsh harp, but your audience is tone-deaf so doesn't appreciate it.

I wish I could build my own railway.

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

You are more musical, but you can only play the triangle.

I wish I was a fomula one racing driver.

You are a formula one driver but Bernie Ecclestone makes everyone race pedal cars to make it more interesting (and Vettel still wins).

I wish could go sailing.

 

[welsh dragon]

You can go sailing, but only in a dinghy.

I wish I was 25.......again

 

[TheDoctor]

You are 25...but unfortunately you're a squirrel.
I wish I was 25 kilos lighter.

 

[Markymark]

You are 25.... stone again

I wish it could be Christmas everyday.

 

[welsh dragon]

You are 25 kgs lighter, however your starting weight was 300kgs.

I wish I had a big house.

 

[Matthew_T]

You do have a big house, but every cubic inch contains a rat with the singing voice of Tina Turner and the only song they know is 'What's love got to do with it' which they sing perfectly over and over again.

I wish I could see through walls.

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

You can see through walls but now have concussion from walking into the walls you couldn't see.

I wish I was Prime Minister.