Could this be the one of the most heartbreaking things ever?

[r04DiE]

Will you please stop making light of this and, even more, will you stop making me bloody laugh?

 

[Drago]

It seems the story is true. Google revealed a picture of the child and his sadly deceased papa.

 

[r04DiE]

FFS...

 

[Drago]

It's in tomorrows Mirror...

 

[ChrisV]

What a bunch of dicks.

 

[slowmotion]

Despite the prices at Argos, helium is not in immediate danger of running out.
http://www.argos.co.uk/product/3431889

There's been a recent discovery of a large reserve in Tanzania. Here's a version of events...
https://www.wired.com/2016/06/dire-helium-shortage-vastly-inflated/

I never knew that the stuff leaked out into space. No wonder those little green men have funny voices.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

If the story is genuine I am not sure how it fits into the "fun and off-topic" category of Cafe.

 

[slowmotion]

If the story is genuine I am not sure how it fits into the "fun and off-topic" category of Cafe.

Look on the bright side. If it had been posted in SC&P, the parishioners would already be shouting about savage cuts by Tory Scum etc etc. The Moderators would be dropping from exhaustion.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

What a bunch of dicks.

Yes, I wish some on this thread would just stop and take a good look at themselves.

 

[Drago]

I haven't laughed so much in ages. The whole story is a wheeze, fake rubbish of the sort that gets the Facebook tribe alternately purple with rage or teary eyed with sorrow.

I'm no more going to blub over this than I would over an episode of Corrie.

Here, have some more child-father saccharin while I continue to titter.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B32yjbCSVpU

 

[winjim]

Despite the prices at Argos, helium is not in immediate danger of running out.
http://www.argos.co.uk/product/3431889

There's been a recent discovery of a large reserve in Tanzania. Here's a version of events...
https://www.wired.com/2016/06/dire-helium-shortage-vastly-inflated/

I never knew that the stuff leaked out into space. No wonder those little green men have funny voices.

Ah yes, Tanzania, not America. My mistake. Still, when it's gone, it's gone.

 

[subaqua]

I haven't laughed so much in ages. The whole story is a wheeze, fake rubbish of the sort that gets the Facebook tribe alternately purple with rage or teary eyed with sorrow.

I'm no more going to blub over this than I would over an episode of Corrie.

Here, have some more child-father saccharin while I continue to titter.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B32yjbCSVpU

cat stevens version is better..........

 

[r04DiE]

If the story is genuine I am not sure how it fits into the "fun and off-topic" category of Cafe.

I don't think it need to be fun and off topic at the same time. So this is off topic.

 

[winjim]

I don't think it need to be fun and off topic at the same time. So this is off topic.

Oh, it's quite fun. I'm having fun.

 

[r04DiE]

Oh, it's quite fun. I'm having fun.

There we go then, it does fit in Cafe.