Coz he's not worrth it, pet...

[wafflycat]

Eeee, whaddya knaa.. Come on lasses, lets hear it

"He's not worrth it bonnie lass!"

Weak? Limp? lifeless? Aye, me Ashley will be when aah get me hands on'im! Aah'll mek sure his mojo is sorted!

 

[Fnaar]

Eee, I'm here if she needs me

 

[Paulus]

So Cheryl is already being"comforted" by an American dancer Derek Hough. She must be really broken hearted.

 

[Aperitif]

Eee, I'm here if she needs me

Now now Fnaar, a life on the coal face is no good y'know...

 

[vernon]

Who cares?

 

[accountantpete]

Lesscashley Cole now!

 

[Aperitif]

Who cares?

Toilet attendants are running for cover...

 

[ASC1951]

Who cares?

Well, I don't actually care, but these things are as painful for celebs as they are for everyone else.

Insofar as what we see in the media is ever real, she does come across as someone relatively normal who took the marriage seriously; he's just a 26 year old with a mental age of 16 and morals to match.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

he's just a 26 year old with a mental age of 16 and morals to match.

Quite surprised you're putting his mental age that high.

 

[Yellow Fang]

That's strange, Ann Corbitt (the latest woman he knobbed) doesn't seem particularly vapid and stupid. What's going on?

 

[ComedyPilot]

Do either of these people understand the meaning of the word commitment?

Hardly any wonder our nation have the personal morals of sewer rats.

 

[GrumpyGregry]

Well, I don't actually care, but these things are as painful for celebs as they are for everyone else.

Insofar as what we see in the media is ever real, she does come across as someone relatively normal who took the marriage seriously; he's just a 26 year old with a mental age of 16 and morals to match professional footballer.

FTFY

 

[Fab Foodie]

That's strange, Ann Corbitt (the latest woman he knobbed) doesn't seem particularly vapid and stupid. What's going on?

Damn, she did Ashley as well? The 2 timing bi....

 

[ASC1951]

Apparently young Mr Cole is a certainty for Most Hated Divorcee Since Heather Mills.

 

[Landslide]

Apparently young Mr Cole is a certainty for Most Hated Divorcee Since Heather Mills.

Not hard, given he was already on my "Most Hated Spouse Since John Terry" list.

(It's quite a long list...)