Thing is, people like mjr, although they do a lot of good campaigning, are also on a crusade to get cyclists off the roads.
No, I'm not. I'm just as happy (maybe more so) when roads are humanised and become safe enough to walk and cycle on.
But cyclists belong on the roads.
And tracks and bridleways and... We aren't motorists and don't need to be constrained like they are, but the thing is, people like User13710 are on a crusade to make us all behave like motorists and fit compulsory engine noise generators to our bikes. (I know that's probably not true, but neither was the lie about me.)
http://cyclingfallacies.com/en/17/everyone-needs-to-share-the-road
The point is that the infrastructure does not work well for both groups. It worked pretty well when cyclists were all on Dutch bikes going to school and work.
There was never such a time since the infrastructure's been there. I've read similar claims a couple of times recently, that there was a golden age when Dutch infrastructure works and now it doesn't because people ride different bikes. Where's this idea come from?
Fast roadies don't appear to have much by way of suitable provision in The Netherlands, and become a right PITA to share cycle paths with, especially on Sundays.
I've been passed by fast roadies on wide smooth cycle paths - or they might be roads that are dead-ended for motorists, as it's sometimes difficult to tell which is which! Maybe some roadies are better than others at choosing appropriate routes, but the same is true in this country.
http://cyclingfallacies.com/en/27/cycling-infrastructure-slows-down-cycling
Genuine question: If my Dutch alter ego were to go out for a weekend ride of 100-200km, would he be required to do it all on cycle paths? Or just the urban bits? Would I/he be required by law to get off the (motor vehicle) road?
No, not required in general. You would probably find some sections of compulsory cycleway, but they really are very different to what gets passed off as cycleway in most of the UK.
http://cyclingfallacies.com/en/25/well-be-stuck-on-terrible-cycle-paths
It is mandatory to use cycle lanes in the Netherlands.
You missed out the word "some" and I think you mean compulsory. It's compulsory to use some cycle lanes. While the UK doesn't have the same compulsion directly, it is created in a few places by banning cycling on the adjacent carriageway, either by declaring it a motorway or special road, or just a simple ban.
The driver brakes and waits, not just for the lead rider (who was slightly ahead) but for all five of us to clear the junction. Presumed liability doesn't half make them concentrate.
And it also made them concentrate years before it was introduced!
Presumed liability alone hasn't succeeded in encouraging mass cycling anywhere, has it?
http://cyclingfallacies.com/en/30/liability-laws-will-make-people-drive-safely
I suspect that it's a variation on the old "safety in numbers" ideas, in that enough people cycle that every motorist has friends or family that do and encountered multiple cyclist interactions while learning to drive.