Cycle shorts and.......erm......bits 'n pieces.

[Peteaud]

but it does get em out the way!!

So does a chainsaw, but i wont be doing that either.

 

[welsh dragon]

Or even chatted up.

Steve

There is that possibility of course.

 

[screenman]

I take it the OP does not wear Speedo's when swimming.

 

[Peteaud]

I take it the OP does not wear Speedo's when swimming.

I doubt whether the OP would wear budgie smugglers at all.

 

[Adam4868]

Am I the only one who keeps their gloves down there

 

[welsh dragon]

I doubt whether the OP would wear budgie smugglers at all.

Please stop. I'm crying here with laughter

 

[screenman]

He needs a Sporan, or a bum bag (somehow that does not sound right).

 

[Octet]

OMG WTF i am now in a bad bad place, that is so wrong, on so many levels, and by the love of all that is holy, thats gotta hurt.

When they say "tuck and tape", are we talking about duct or cellotape?

 

[screenman]

Am I the only one who keeps their gloves down there

You could be the only one who does not take them off of their hands first though.

 

[Crackle]

Just put some lippy on before you go in the cafe, no one will look down then.

 

[welsh dragon]

When they say "tuck and tape", are we talking about duct or cellotape?

Both? I may have to have another look at that on the internet.

 

[Octet]

He needs a Sporan, or a bum bag (somehow that does not sound right).

Or a dance belt?

 

[welsh dragon]

Just put some lippy on before you go in the cafe, no one will look down then.

Are you speaking from experience?

 

[Peteaud]

Just put some lippy on before you go in the cafe, no one will look down then.

So go in wearing lippy, with a tuck and tape.

 

[Crackle]

Are you speaking from experience?

No, I've got nothing to hide. If you see what I mean.